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COOL STORY BRO 2013 EditionMan, it's outta control.


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#1 Proteus

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:34 PM

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When I was new here I was surprised to read these words but as soon as I did, I knew they were true:

No one cares about your team.

When the urge crops up to discuss your past or current drafts, your roster, the steal you got, the worry you had that was assayed by the fact that as soon as you took this guy, the other guy you were targeting got hurt, fell to you, bought you a drink and took you to a strip club . . . well, I guess we would be interested if he bought you a drink and took you to a strip club but MY GOD!

What the hell is going on!?!?

Every thread is RUNNING FAT WITH COOL STORIES BROS!!!

Post em here.

For the love of God.
QB: Ryan Leaf
RB: Lawrence Phillips
RB: Ki-Jana Carter
WR: Charles Rogers
WR: Desmond Howard
TE: David LaFleur
W/R: David Wilson
K: Ray Finkle(Einhorn)
D: Minnie

BN: Andre Ware/Jared Cook/Tony Mandarich/Curtis Enis/Travis Henry/Brian Bosworth/CJ Spiller/Trent Richardson

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:37 PM

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Last year the forum was quite good.
This year it is insanely nauseating.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:37 PM

You take the time to read all of that?  Cool story bro :P
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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:38 PM

I drafted cool story bro with the #75 overall pick in my 14 team PPR. I think I got a steal value wise, but since I am so insecure in my own knowledge, I need to post it to this thread in hopes that someone else can agree with me, high-five me, or smack my rear end with a wet towel in celebration... or all of the above.
SIG UPDATED TO INCLUDE FOOTBALL!

Purple Breesus   1st place place in points/standings

12 Team PPR

QB Brees
WR1 Dez Bryant
WR2 Demaryius Thomas
WR3 Jordy Nelson
RB1 Adrian Peterson
RB2 Darren Sproles
TE Rob Gronkowski
FLEX Kendall Wright OR Pierre Thomas OR Bobby Rainey

K Crosby
DEF Saints, Jets (playing weekly matchups)

BENCH: Mike Tolbert, Mario Manningham, Miles Austin, Cordarrelle Patterson, Chris Ogbonnaya

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM

But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?
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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM

Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-

Edited by instant290, 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:41 PM

I think the mods were waiting for the season to start before cracking down on this stuff.
$$$ Keeper League - 12 Team 0.5 PPR, All TD's = 6 points
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QB: N. Foles
RB: E. Lacy, R. Bush, G. Bernard, S. Vereen, A. Brown, (L. Murray)
WR: C. Johnson, M. Wallace, J. Nelson, P. Harvin, J. Blackmon
TE: J. Graham, D. Pitta, (R. Gronkowski)

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

View PostToO_BaD, on 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM, said:

But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?

To keep them OUT of the other threads were they serve no purpose.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

View PostProteus, on 29 August 2013 - 11:34 PM, said:

When I was new here I was surprised to read these words but as soon as I did, I knew they were true:

No one cares about your team.

When the urge crops up to discuss your draft, your roster, the steal you got, the worry you had that was assayed by the fact that as soon as you took this guy, the other guy you were targeting got hurt, fell to you, bought you a drink and took you to a strip club . . . well, I guess we would be interested if he bought you a drink and took you to a strip club but MY GOD!

What the hell is going on!?!?

Every thread is RUNNING FAT WITH COOL STORIES BROS!!!

Post em here.

For the love of God.

I nominate this for post of the pre-season.
12-Team PPR $$$: 11-3 (2nd in points; 1st overall)

Big Ole TDs:
QB: Drew Brees
RB: Jamaal Charles
RB: Shane Vereen
WR: Pierre Garcon
WR: Jordy Nelson
TE: Dennis Pitta
Flex: Chris Obonnaya
Def: Steamin' (Eagles vs MIN week 15)
K: Steven Hauschka

Bench (5 spots): Darren Sproles, Steve Johnson, Nate Burleson, Coby Fleener, Andre Brown

Trades: Preseason I sent Vincent Jackson and Ahmad Bradshaw for Darren Sproles. After week 3 I sent Josh Gordon and Chris Johnson for Julio Jones. Lost Julio Jones for the season after week 5. Sent Andre Ellington and Zac Stacy for Rob Gronkowski after week 6. After week 7, I sent Alshon Jeffery, Jordan Cameron, and Le'Veon Bell, for Arian Foster. Lost Arian Foster to injury during week 8. After week 10, I sent Keenen Allen and Ben Tate for Jordy Nelson. Lost Rob Gronkowski after week 14.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:44 PM

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Edited by lilkhmerkid4u, 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM.

*12 TEAM - 1pt PPR *

QB - T. ROMO - M. VICK

RB - D.MARTIN - R.BUSH - A.BROWN

WR - D. BOWE - P.GARCON - A. BROWN

WR - J. BLACKMON -  J. GORDON - T. AUSTIN

TE - G.OLSEN - J. FINLEY

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM

View Postinstant290, on 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM, said:

Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-

Had me a glass of skim awhile ago.

This following a 12 team draft.

2 flexes, some return yards, .5 ppr

I got

Wilson
Cobb
Hilton
CJ2headtwitches
Miller
Graham
Sproles
Thompkins

Gordon
Givens
Woodhead
Joique
ShonneGreenne
Harvin
Palmer
AZ
NoKicker
Broseph lol
COOL STORY BRO!!!
QB: Ryan Leaf
RB: Lawrence Phillips
RB: Ki-Jana Carter
WR: Charles Rogers
WR: Desmond Howard
TE: David LaFleur
W/R: David Wilson
K: Ray Finkle(Einhorn)
D: Minnie

BN: Andre Ware/Jared Cook/Tony Mandarich/Curtis Enis/Travis Henry/Brian Bosworth/CJ Spiller/Trent Richardson

facebook.com/WhyYouBeasting

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM

View Postlilkhmerkid4u, on 29 August 2013 - 11:44 PM, said:

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is this real life?
SIG UPDATED TO INCLUDE FOOTBALL!

Purple Breesus   1st place place in points/standings

12 Team PPR

QB Brees
WR1 Dez Bryant
WR2 Demaryius Thomas
WR3 Jordy Nelson
RB1 Adrian Peterson
RB2 Darren Sproles
TE Rob Gronkowski
FLEX Kendall Wright OR Pierre Thomas OR Bobby Rainey

K Crosby
DEF Saints, Jets (playing weekly matchups)

BENCH: Mike Tolbert, Mario Manningham, Miles Austin, Cordarrelle Patterson, Chris Ogbonnaya

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:46 PM

View Postlilkhmerkid4u, on 29 August 2013 - 11:44 PM, said:

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You are one of the biggest offenders lil kid. :ph34r:

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

Brett Favre makes wrangler jeans look good.

Edited by Knicks2689, 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

View PostProteus, on 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM, said:

View Postinstant290, on 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM, said:

Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-

Had me a glass of skim awhile ago.

This following a 12 team draft.

2 flexes, some return yards, .5 ppr

I got

Wilson
Cobb
Hilton
CJ2headtwitches
Miller
Graham
Sproles
Thompkins

Gordon
Givens
Woodhead
Joique
ShonneGreenne
Harvin
Palmer
AZ
NoKicker
Broseph lol
COOL STORY BRO!!!

You really messed up man...




2% is far superior

#16 lilkhmerkid4u

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

What about Dale Junior?
*12 TEAM - 1pt PPR *

QB - T. ROMO - M. VICK

RB - D.MARTIN - R.BUSH - A.BROWN

WR - D. BOWE - P.GARCON - A. BROWN

WR - J. BLACKMON -  J. GORDON - T. AUSTIN

TE - G.OLSEN - J. FINLEY

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:49 PM

Back on topic.


Sproles fell to the 6th round of a PPR league my coworkers are in and they claim its competitive as s---.


I slapped him with a COOL STORY BRAH!!

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:50 PM

View PostMr.E, on 29 August 2013 - 11:49 PM, said:

Back on topic.


Sproles fell to the 6th round of a PPR league my coworkers are in and they claim its competitive as s---.


I slapped him with a COOL STORY BRAH!!
Your totally gonna like run that league bud!!

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:53 PM

View PostProteus, on 29 August 2013 - 11:34 PM, said:

No one cares about your team.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:56 PM

View Postpepper11, on 29 August 2013 - 11:42 PM, said:

View PostToO_BaD, on 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM, said:

But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?

To keep them OUT of the other threads were they serve no purpose.

Yep, that's gonna happen.
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