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COOL STORY BRO 2013 Edition


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#1 Proteus

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:34 PM

When I was new here I was surprised to read these words but as soon as I did, I knew they were true:

No one cares about your team.

When the urge crops up to discuss your past or current drafts, your roster, the steal you got, the worry you had that was assayed by the fact that as soon as you took this guy, the other guy you were targeting got hurt, fell to you, bought you a drink and took you to a strip club . . . well, I guess we would be interested if he bought you a drink and took you to a strip club but MY GOD!

What the hell is going on!?!?

Every thread is RUNNING FAT WITH COOL STORIES BROS!!!

Post em here.

For the love of God.
QB: Ryan Leaf
RB: Lawrence Phillips
RB: Ki-Jana Carter
WR: Charles Rogers
WR: Desmond Howard
TE: David LaFleur
W/R: David Wilson
K: Ray Finkle(Einhorn)
D: Minnie

BN: Andre Ware/Jared Cook/Tony Mandarich/Curtis Enis/Travis Henry/Brian Bosworth/CJ Spiller/Trent Richardson

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#2 pepper11

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:37 PM

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Last year the forum was quite good.
This year it is insanely nauseating.

#3 ToO_BaD

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:37 PM

You take the time to read all of that? Cool story bro :P

2015 Roto World Mock Real League (2014 Champion)

(Starters in bold) - Start 1 QB, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, 2 Flex (W/R/T), 1 TE, 0.5 PPR, 6 pts all TDs, 14 teams.

QB - Philip Rivers, Joe Flacco

RB - Marshawn Lynch, Alfred Morris, Denard Robinson

WR - Brandin Cooks, Amari Cooper, Steve Smith Sr., DeVante Parker, Devin Funchess, Kevin White   

Flex (W/R/T) - C.J. Spiller, Martavis Bryant

TE - Martellus Bennett

 

*Any Given Pick League* (Friends): 2009, 2012, 2013, 2014 Champion 

Keep up to three players for four years drafted 9th round or later.  2015 Keeper - Julio Jones.  

Start 1 QB, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, 1 Flex (W/R/T), 1 TE, custom scoring.

QB - 

RB - 

WR - 

Flex (W/R/T) - 

TE - 


#4 cyberer

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:38 PM

I drafted cool story bro with the #75 overall pick in my 14 team PPR. I think I got a steal value wise, but since I am so insecure in my own knowledge, I need to post it to this thread in hopes that someone else can agree with me, high-five me, or smack my rear end with a wet towel in celebration... or all of the above.

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3rd Place

12 Team PPR

QB Cutler (backup Romo)
WR1 Julio Jones
WR2 Randall Cobb
WR3 Steve Smith (backup Cordarrelle Patterson)

RB1 Lesean McCoy
RB2 Eddie Lacy
TE Gronk (backup Cameron)

FLEX Ben Tate (backups sproles, denard robinson, taliaferro)

 


#5 ToO_BaD

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM

But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?

2015 Roto World Mock Real League (2014 Champion)

(Starters in bold) - Start 1 QB, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, 2 Flex (W/R/T), 1 TE, 0.5 PPR, 6 pts all TDs, 14 teams.

QB - Philip Rivers, Joe Flacco

RB - Marshawn Lynch, Alfred Morris, Denard Robinson

WR - Brandin Cooks, Amari Cooper, Steve Smith Sr., DeVante Parker, Devin Funchess, Kevin White   

Flex (W/R/T) - C.J. Spiller, Martavis Bryant

TE - Martellus Bennett

 

*Any Given Pick League* (Friends): 2009, 2012, 2013, 2014 Champion 

Keep up to three players for four years drafted 9th round or later.  2015 Keeper - Julio Jones.  

Start 1 QB, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, 1 Flex (W/R/T), 1 TE, custom scoring.

QB - 

RB - 

WR - 

Flex (W/R/T) - 

TE - 


#6 instant290

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM

Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-

Edited by instant290, 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:41 PM

I think the mods were waiting for the season to start before cracking down on this stuff.

#8 pepper11

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?


To keep them OUT of the other threads were they serve no purpose.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

When I was new here I was surprised to read these words but as soon as I did, I knew they were true:

No one cares about your team.

When the urge crops up to discuss your draft, your roster, the steal you got, the worry you had that was assayed by the fact that as soon as you took this guy, the other guy you were targeting got hurt, fell to you, bought you a drink and took you to a strip club . . . well, I guess we would be interested if he bought you a drink and took you to a strip club but MY GOD!

What the hell is going on!?!?

Every thread is RUNNING FAT WITH COOL STORIES BROS!!!

Post em here.

For the love of God.


I nominate this for post of the pre-season.

#10 lilkhmerkid4u

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:44 PM

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Edited by lilkhmerkid4u, 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM.

*12 TEAM - 1pt PPR *

QB - T. ROMO - M. VICK

RB - D.MARTIN - R.BUSH - A.BROWN

WR - D. BOWE - P.GARCON - A. BROWN

WR - J. BLACKMON - J. GORDON - T. AUSTIN

TE - G.OLSEN - J. FINLEY

#11 Proteus

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM

Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-


Had me a glass of skim awhile ago.

This following a 12 team draft.

2 flexes, some return yards, .5 ppr

I got

Wilson
Cobb
Hilton
CJ2headtwitches
Miller
Graham
Sproles
Thompkins

Gordon
Givens
Woodhead
Joique
ShonneGreenne
Harvin
Palmer
AZ
NoKicker
Broseph lol
COOL STORY BRO!!!
QB: Ryan Leaf
RB: Lawrence Phillips
RB: Ki-Jana Carter
WR: Charles Rogers
WR: Desmond Howard
TE: David LaFleur
W/R: David Wilson
K: Ray Finkle(Einhorn)
D: Minnie

BN: Andre Ware/Jared Cook/Tony Mandarich/Curtis Enis/Travis Henry/Brian Bosworth/CJ Spiller/Trent Richardson

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#12 cyberer

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM

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is this real life?

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Gronk if you're Horny

3rd Place

12 Team PPR

QB Cutler (backup Romo)
WR1 Julio Jones
WR2 Randall Cobb
WR3 Steve Smith (backup Cordarrelle Patterson)

RB1 Lesean McCoy
RB2 Eddie Lacy
TE Gronk (backup Cameron)

FLEX Ben Tate (backups sproles, denard robinson, taliaferro)

 


#13 instant290

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:46 PM

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You are one of the biggest offenders lil kid. :ph34r:

#14 Knicks2689

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

Brett Favre makes wrangler jeans look good.

Edited by Knicks2689, 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM.


#15 instant290

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-


Had me a glass of skim awhile ago.

This following a 12 team draft.

2 flexes, some return yards, .5 ppr

I got

Wilson
Cobb
Hilton
CJ2headtwitches
Miller
Graham
Sproles
Thompkins

Gordon
Givens
Woodhead
Joique
ShonneGreenne
Harvin
Palmer
AZ
NoKicker
Broseph lol
COOL STORY BRO!!!


You really messed up man...




2% is far superior

#16 lilkhmerkid4u

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

What about Dale Junior?
*12 TEAM - 1pt PPR *

QB - T. ROMO - M. VICK

RB - D.MARTIN - R.BUSH - A.BROWN

WR - D. BOWE - P.GARCON - A. BROWN

WR - J. BLACKMON - J. GORDON - T. AUSTIN

TE - G.OLSEN - J. FINLEY

#17 Mr.E

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:49 PM

Back on topic.


Sproles fell to the 6th round of a PPR league my coworkers are in and they claim its competitive as s---.


I slapped him with a COOL STORY BRAH!!

#18 Knicks2689

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:50 PM

Back on topic.


Sproles fell to the 6th round of a PPR league my coworkers are in and they claim its competitive as s---.


I slapped him with a COOL STORY BRAH!!

Your totally gonna like run that league bud!!

#19 v0dka

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:53 PM

No one cares about your team.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:56 PM

But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?


To keep them OUT of the other threads were they serve no purpose.


Yep, that's gonna happen.

2015 Roto World Mock Real League (2014 Champion)

(Starters in bold) - Start 1 QB, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, 2 Flex (W/R/T), 1 TE, 0.5 PPR, 6 pts all TDs, 14 teams.

QB - Philip Rivers, Joe Flacco

RB - Marshawn Lynch, Alfred Morris, Denard Robinson

WR - Brandin Cooks, Amari Cooper, Steve Smith Sr., DeVante Parker, Devin Funchess, Kevin White   

Flex (W/R/T) - C.J. Spiller, Martavis Bryant

TE - Martellus Bennett

 

*Any Given Pick League* (Friends): 2009, 2012, 2013, 2014 Champion 

Keep up to three players for four years drafted 9th round or later.  2015 Keeper - Julio Jones.  

Start 1 QB, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, 1 Flex (W/R/T), 1 TE, custom scoring.

QB - 

RB - 

WR - 

Flex (W/R/T) - 

TE -