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#1 Proteus

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:34 PM

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When I was new here I was surprised to read these words but as soon as I did, I knew they were true:

No one cares about your team.

When the urge crops up to discuss your past or current drafts, your roster, the steal you got, the worry you had that was assayed by the fact that as soon as you took this guy, the other guy you were targeting got hurt, fell to you, bought you a drink and took you to a strip club . . . well, I guess we would be interested if he bought you a drink and took you to a strip club but MY GOD!

What the hell is going on!?!?

Every thread is RUNNING FAT WITH COOL STORIES BROS!!!

Post em here.

For the love of God.
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QB: Ryan Leaf
RB: Lawrence Phillips
RB: Ki-Jana Carter
WR: Charles Rogers
WR: Desmond Howard
TE: David LaFleur
W/R: David Wilson
K: Ray Finkle(Einhorn)
D: Minnie

BN: Andre Ware/Jared Cook/Tony Mandarich/Curtis Enis/Travis Henry/Brian Bosworth/CJ Spiller/Trent Richardson

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:37 PM

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Last year the forum was quite good.
This year it is insanely nauseating.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:37 PM

You take the time to read all of that? Cool story bro :P
*RW Mock Draft Real League*: 14-team, 0.5 PPR, 6pt all TDs. 8-5, 2nd place, Championship bound.
Championship Lineup:
QB: Aaron Rodgers , Eli Manning
RB: Matt Forte, C.J. Anderson, DeAngelo Williams
WR: T.Y. Hilton, Mike Evans, Trent Richardson, Larry Fitzgerald, Eddie Royal
W/R/T: Kelvin Benjamin, Pierre Garcon
TE: Antonio Gates,
Vernon Davis
DEF: Denver D/ST
K: Stephen Gostkowski

*Any Given Pick League* (Friends): 11-team non-PPR, Running point total, 10pt all TDs, 10 point bonus at 100 yds rush/rec or 300 yards passing, Can keep up to three players drafted 9th round or later for 4 years after draft (* = keepers prior to draft) 2,235.40 points, 2nd place (Have to outscore 1st place by 22.27 in week 16 to win the league).
Week 16 (Final Week) Lineup:
QB: Tony Romo, Mark Sanchez
RB: Eddie Lacy, Arian Foster, Lamar Miller, Isaiah Crowell, Joseph Randle
WR: Demaryius Thomas, OBJ, Julio Jones*, Josh Gordon*
Flex: Alshon Jeffery
TE: Dwayne Allen
DEF: Philly D/ST
K: Parkey

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:38 PM

I drafted cool story bro with the #75 overall pick in my 14 team PPR. I think I got a steal value wise, but since I am so insecure in my own knowledge, I need to post it to this thread in hopes that someone else can agree with me, high-five me, or smack my rear end with a wet towel in celebration... or all of the above.
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SIG UPDATED FOR NFL WEEK 9
Gronk if you're Horny

3rd Place

12 Team PPR

QB Cutler (backup Romo)
WR1 Julio Jones
WR2 Randall Cobb
WR3 Steve Smith (backup Cordarrelle Patterson)

RB1 Lesean McCoy
RB2 Eddie Lacy
TE Gronk (backup Cameron)

FLEX Ben Tate (backups sproles, denard robinson, taliaferro)

 


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM

But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?
*RW Mock Draft Real League*: 14-team, 0.5 PPR, 6pt all TDs. 8-5, 2nd place, Championship bound.
Championship Lineup:
QB: Aaron Rodgers , Eli Manning
RB: Matt Forte, C.J. Anderson, DeAngelo Williams
WR: T.Y. Hilton, Mike Evans, Trent Richardson, Larry Fitzgerald, Eddie Royal
W/R/T: Kelvin Benjamin, Pierre Garcon
TE: Antonio Gates,
Vernon Davis
DEF: Denver D/ST
K: Stephen Gostkowski

*Any Given Pick League* (Friends): 11-team non-PPR, Running point total, 10pt all TDs, 10 point bonus at 100 yds rush/rec or 300 yards passing, Can keep up to three players drafted 9th round or later for 4 years after draft (* = keepers prior to draft) 2,235.40 points, 2nd place (Have to outscore 1st place by 22.27 in week 16 to win the league).
Week 16 (Final Week) Lineup:
QB: Tony Romo, Mark Sanchez
RB: Eddie Lacy, Arian Foster, Lamar Miller, Isaiah Crowell, Joseph Randle
WR: Demaryius Thomas, OBJ, Julio Jones*, Josh Gordon*
Flex: Alshon Jeffery
TE: Dwayne Allen
DEF: Philly D/ST
K: Parkey

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM

Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-

Edited by instant290, 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:41 PM

I think the mods were waiting for the season to start before cracking down on this stuff.
12 Team Keeper, 0.5 PPR, All TDs = 6 pts
QB: Matthew Stafford, Mark Sanchez
RB: Eddie Lacy, Giovani Bernard, Mark Ingram, LeGarrette Blount, Jonas Gray
WR: Josh Gordon, Odell Beckham Jr, Roddy White, Vincent Jackson
TE: Jimmy Graham, Rob Gronkowski

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?


To keep them OUT of the other threads were they serve no purpose.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

When I was new here I was surprised to read these words but as soon as I did, I knew they were true:

No one cares about your team.

When the urge crops up to discuss your draft, your roster, the steal you got, the worry you had that was assayed by the fact that as soon as you took this guy, the other guy you were targeting got hurt, fell to you, bought you a drink and took you to a strip club . . . well, I guess we would be interested if he bought you a drink and took you to a strip club but MY GOD!

What the hell is going on!?!?

Every thread is RUNNING FAT WITH COOL STORIES BROS!!!

Post em here.

For the love of God.


I nominate this for post of the pre-season.
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5th seed for playoffs, #2 in points

12-team PPR; 4pt passing TDs, 2 Flex Spots and no kicker (HIGH FIVE):

QB: Matt Ryan
RB: Jeremy Hill
RB: BOOM Herron
WR: Demaryius Thomas
WR: TY Hilton
Flex: Kenny Stills
Flex: Harry Douglas
TE: Super Smash Rob Gronkowski
Def: Ravens @MIA

Bench:
Russell Wilson, Rashad Jennings, James Starks, DeAndre Hopkins, Donte Moncreif, Eagles D/ST


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:44 PM

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*12 TEAM - 1pt PPR *

QB - T. ROMO - M. VICK

RB - D.MARTIN - R.BUSH - A.BROWN

WR - D. BOWE - P.GARCON - A. BROWN

WR - J. BLACKMON -  J. GORDON - T. AUSTIN

TE - G.OLSEN - J. FINLEY

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM

Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-


Had me a glass of skim awhile ago.

This following a 12 team draft.

2 flexes, some return yards, .5 ppr

I got

Wilson
Cobb
Hilton
CJ2headtwitches
Miller
Graham
Sproles
Thompkins

Gordon
Givens
Woodhead
Joique
ShonneGreenne
Harvin
Palmer
AZ
NoKicker
Broseph lol
COOL STORY BRO!!!
QB: Ryan Leaf
RB: Lawrence Phillips
RB: Ki-Jana Carter
WR: Charles Rogers
WR: Desmond Howard
TE: David LaFleur
W/R: David Wilson
K: Ray Finkle(Einhorn)
D: Minnie

BN: Andre Ware/Jared Cook/Tony Mandarich/Curtis Enis/Travis Henry/Brian Bosworth/CJ Spiller/Trent Richardson

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM

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is this real life?

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3rd Place

12 Team PPR

QB Cutler (backup Romo)
WR1 Julio Jones
WR2 Randall Cobb
WR3 Steve Smith (backup Cordarrelle Patterson)

RB1 Lesean McCoy
RB2 Eddie Lacy
TE Gronk (backup Cameron)

FLEX Ben Tate (backups sproles, denard robinson, taliaferro)

 


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:46 PM

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You are one of the biggest offenders lil kid. :ph34r:

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

Brett Favre makes wrangler jeans look good.

Edited by Knicks2689, 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM


Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-


Had me a glass of skim awhile ago.

This following a 12 team draft.

2 flexes, some return yards, .5 ppr

I got

Wilson
Cobb
Hilton
CJ2headtwitches
Miller
Graham
Sproles
Thompkins

Gordon
Givens
Woodhead
Joique
ShonneGreenne
Harvin
Palmer
AZ
NoKicker
Broseph lol
COOL STORY BRO!!!


You really messed up man...




2% is far superior
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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

What about Dale Junior?
*12 TEAM - 1pt PPR *

QB - T. ROMO - M. VICK

RB - D.MARTIN - R.BUSH - A.BROWN

WR - D. BOWE - P.GARCON - A. BROWN

WR - J. BLACKMON -  J. GORDON - T. AUSTIN

TE - G.OLSEN - J. FINLEY

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:49 PM

Back on topic.


Sproles fell to the 6th round of a PPR league my coworkers are in and they claim its competitive as s---.


I slapped him with a COOL STORY BRAH!!
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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:50 PM

Back on topic.


Sproles fell to the 6th round of a PPR league my coworkers are in and they claim its competitive as s---.


I slapped him with a COOL STORY BRAH!!

Your totally gonna like run that league bud!!

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:53 PM

No one cares about your team.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:56 PM


But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?


To keep them OUT of the other threads were they serve no purpose.


Yep, that's gonna happen.
*RW Mock Draft Real League*: 14-team, 0.5 PPR, 6pt all TDs. 8-5, 2nd place, Championship bound.
Championship Lineup:
QB: Aaron Rodgers , Eli Manning
RB: Matt Forte, C.J. Anderson, DeAngelo Williams
WR: T.Y. Hilton, Mike Evans, Trent Richardson, Larry Fitzgerald, Eddie Royal
W/R/T: Kelvin Benjamin, Pierre Garcon
TE: Antonio Gates,
Vernon Davis
DEF: Denver D/ST
K: Stephen Gostkowski

*Any Given Pick League* (Friends): 11-team non-PPR, Running point total, 10pt all TDs, 10 point bonus at 100 yds rush/rec or 300 yards passing, Can keep up to three players drafted 9th round or later for 4 years after draft (* = keepers prior to draft) 2,235.40 points, 2nd place (Have to outscore 1st place by 22.27 in week 16 to win the league).
Week 16 (Final Week) Lineup:
QB: Tony Romo, Mark Sanchez
RB: Eddie Lacy, Arian Foster, Lamar Miller, Isaiah Crowell, Joseph Randle
WR: Demaryius Thomas, OBJ, Julio Jones*, Josh Gordon*
Flex: Alshon Jeffery
TE: Dwayne Allen
DEF: Philly D/ST
K: Parkey




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