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#1 Proteus

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:34 PM

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When I was new here I was surprised to read these words but as soon as I did, I knew they were true:

No one cares about your team.

When the urge crops up to discuss your past or current drafts, your roster, the steal you got, the worry you had that was assayed by the fact that as soon as you took this guy, the other guy you were targeting got hurt, fell to you, bought you a drink and took you to a strip club . . . well, I guess we would be interested if he bought you a drink and took you to a strip club but MY GOD!

What the hell is going on!?!?

Every thread is RUNNING FAT WITH COOL STORIES BROS!!!

Post em here.

For the love of God.
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QB: Ryan Leaf
RB: Lawrence Phillips
RB: Ki-Jana Carter
WR: Charles Rogers
WR: Desmond Howard
TE: David LaFleur
W/R: David Wilson
K: Ray Finkle(Einhorn)
D: Minnie

BN: Andre Ware/Jared Cook/Tony Mandarich/Curtis Enis/Travis Henry/Brian Bosworth/CJ Spiller/Trent Richardson

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:37 PM

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Last year the forum was quite good.
This year it is insanely nauseating.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:37 PM

You take the time to read all of that? Cool story bro :P
RW Mock Draft Real League: 14-team, 0.5 PPR, 6pt all TDs. 3-3, 7th place.

QB: Aaron Rodgers
RB: Matt Forte, Trent Richardson,
DeAngelo Williams, Stepfan Taylor
WR: Pierre Garçon, Larry Fitzgerald, Kelvin Benjamin, Allen Robinson
W/R/T: T.Y. Hilton, Mike Evans
TE: Vernon Davis,
Antonio Gates
DEF: Denver D/ST
K: Stephen Gostkowski


Any Given Pick League (Friends): 11-team non-PPR, Running point total, 10pt all TDs, 10 point bonus at 100 yds rush/rec or 300 yards passing, Can keep up to three players drafted 9th round or later for 4 years after draft (* = keepers prior to draft) 875.86 points, 3rd place.

QB: Nick Foles, Kirk Cousins
RB: Eddie Lacy, Arian Foster, Lamar Miller, Ronnie Hillman, Fred Jackson*
WR: Demaryius Thomas, Julio Jones*, ODB, Josh Gordon*
Flex: Alshon Jeffery
TE: Larry Donnell
DEF: Lions D/ST
K: Carpenter

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:38 PM

I drafted cool story bro with the #75 overall pick in my 14 team PPR. I think I got a steal value wise, but since I am so insecure in my own knowledge, I need to post it to this thread in hopes that someone else can agree with me, high-five me, or smack my rear end with a wet towel in celebration... or all of the above.
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SIG UPDATED FOR NFL WEEK 6

"Formerly" All About the Benjamin

2nd Place
12 Team PPR

QB Cutler (backup Romo)
WR1 Julio Jones
WR2 Randall Cobb
WR3 Steve Smith (Backups Michael Crabtree and Cordarrelle Patterson)

RB1 Lesean McCoy
RB2 Eddie Lacy
TE Kelce (backup Cameron)
FLEX Ben Tate (can also play cordarrelle or crabtree here)


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM

But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?
RW Mock Draft Real League: 14-team, 0.5 PPR, 6pt all TDs. 3-3, 7th place.

QB: Aaron Rodgers
RB: Matt Forte, Trent Richardson,
DeAngelo Williams, Stepfan Taylor
WR: Pierre Garçon, Larry Fitzgerald, Kelvin Benjamin, Allen Robinson
W/R/T: T.Y. Hilton, Mike Evans
TE: Vernon Davis,
Antonio Gates
DEF: Denver D/ST
K: Stephen Gostkowski


Any Given Pick League (Friends): 11-team non-PPR, Running point total, 10pt all TDs, 10 point bonus at 100 yds rush/rec or 300 yards passing, Can keep up to three players drafted 9th round or later for 4 years after draft (* = keepers prior to draft) 875.86 points, 3rd place.

QB: Nick Foles, Kirk Cousins
RB: Eddie Lacy, Arian Foster, Lamar Miller, Ronnie Hillman, Fred Jackson*
WR: Demaryius Thomas, Julio Jones*, ODB, Josh Gordon*
Flex: Alshon Jeffery
TE: Larry Donnell
DEF: Lions D/ST
K: Carpenter

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM

Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-

Edited by instant290, 29 August 2013 - 11:39 PM.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:41 PM

I think the mods were waiting for the season to start before cracking down on this stuff.
12 Team Keeper, 0.5 PPR, All TDs = 6 pts
QB: Matthew Stafford
RB: Giovani Bernard, Eddie Lacy, Ben Tate, Mark Ingram, Bryce Brown
WR: Vincent Jackson, Roddy White, Rueben Randle, Odell Beckham, Josh Gordon
TE: Jimmy Graham, Rob Gronkowski

12 Team Redraft, 0.5 PPR, All TDs = 6 pts
QB: Matthew Stafford, Carson Palmer
RB: Giovani Bernard, Alfred Morris, Ryan Mathews, Jeremy Hill
WR: Dez Bryant, Mike Wallace, Michael Crabtree, Percy Harvin, Josh Gordon
TE: Travis Kelce, Zach Ertz

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?


To keep them OUT of the other threads were they serve no purpose.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:42 PM

When I was new here I was surprised to read these words but as soon as I did, I knew they were true:

No one cares about your team.

When the urge crops up to discuss your draft, your roster, the steal you got, the worry you had that was assayed by the fact that as soon as you took this guy, the other guy you were targeting got hurt, fell to you, bought you a drink and took you to a strip club . . . well, I guess we would be interested if he bought you a drink and took you to a strip club but MY GOD!

What the hell is going on!?!?

Every thread is RUNNING FAT WITH COOL STORIES BROS!!!

Post em here.

For the love of God.


I nominate this for post of the pre-season.
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12-team PPR; 1st in points (801.00); 1st in points against (777.9); 3-3...Fantasy Football can be so cruel.
4pt passing TDs
2 Flex Spots and no kicker:

QB: Russell Wilson
RB: Ahmad Bradshaw
RB: Shane Vereen
WR: Julio Jones
WR: Demaryius Thomas
Flex: TY Hilton
Flex: Mike Wallace
TE: Jordan Cameron
Def: Patriots

Bench:

Rashad Jennings, Jerrick McKinnon, Allen Robinson, Larry Donnell, Jonas Gray, Carlos Hyde
 


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:44 PM

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*12 TEAM - 1pt PPR *

QB - T. ROMO - M. VICK

RB - D.MARTIN - R.BUSH - A.BROWN

WR - D. BOWE - P.GARCON - A. BROWN

WR - J. BLACKMON -  J. GORDON - T. AUSTIN

TE - G.OLSEN - J. FINLEY

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM

Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-


Had me a glass of skim awhile ago.

This following a 12 team draft.

2 flexes, some return yards, .5 ppr

I got

Wilson
Cobb
Hilton
CJ2headtwitches
Miller
Graham
Sproles
Thompkins

Gordon
Givens
Woodhead
Joique
ShonneGreenne
Harvin
Palmer
AZ
NoKicker
Broseph lol
COOL STORY BRO!!!
QB: Ryan Leaf
RB: Lawrence Phillips
RB: Ki-Jana Carter
WR: Charles Rogers
WR: Desmond Howard
TE: David LaFleur
W/R: David Wilson
K: Ray Finkle(Einhorn)
D: Minnie

BN: Andre Ware/Jared Cook/Tony Mandarich/Curtis Enis/Travis Henry/Brian Bosworth/CJ Spiller/Trent Richardson

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:45 PM

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is this real life?

SIG UPDATED FOR NFL WEEK 6

"Formerly" All About the Benjamin

2nd Place
12 Team PPR

QB Cutler (backup Romo)
WR1 Julio Jones
WR2 Randall Cobb
WR3 Steve Smith (Backups Michael Crabtree and Cordarrelle Patterson)

RB1 Lesean McCoy
RB2 Eddie Lacy
TE Kelce (backup Cameron)
FLEX Ben Tate (can also play cordarrelle or crabtree here)


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:46 PM

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You are one of the biggest offenders lil kid. :ph34r:

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

Brett Favre makes wrangler jeans look good.

Edited by Knicks2689, 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM


Proteus what you sippin on tonight bro -_-


Had me a glass of skim awhile ago.

This following a 12 team draft.

2 flexes, some return yards, .5 ppr

I got

Wilson
Cobb
Hilton
CJ2headtwitches
Miller
Graham
Sproles
Thompkins

Gordon
Givens
Woodhead
Joique
ShonneGreenne
Harvin
Palmer
AZ
NoKicker
Broseph lol
COOL STORY BRO!!!


You really messed up man...




2% is far superior
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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:48 PM

What about Dale Junior?
*12 TEAM - 1pt PPR *

QB - T. ROMO - M. VICK

RB - D.MARTIN - R.BUSH - A.BROWN

WR - D. BOWE - P.GARCON - A. BROWN

WR - J. BLACKMON -  J. GORDON - T. AUSTIN

TE - G.OLSEN - J. FINLEY

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:49 PM

Back on topic.


Sproles fell to the 6th round of a PPR league my coworkers are in and they claim its competitive as s---.


I slapped him with a COOL STORY BRAH!!
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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:50 PM

Back on topic.


Sproles fell to the 6th round of a PPR league my coworkers are in and they claim its competitive as s---.


I slapped him with a COOL STORY BRAH!!

Your totally gonna like run that league bud!!

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:53 PM

No one cares about your team.


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 11:56 PM


But in all seriousness this seems more like a vent/rant thing and what's productive about posting the very stories you are criticizing?


To keep them OUT of the other threads were they serve no purpose.


Yep, that's gonna happen.
RW Mock Draft Real League: 14-team, 0.5 PPR, 6pt all TDs. 3-3, 7th place.

QB: Aaron Rodgers
RB: Matt Forte, Trent Richardson,
DeAngelo Williams, Stepfan Taylor
WR: Pierre Garçon, Larry Fitzgerald, Kelvin Benjamin, Allen Robinson
W/R/T: T.Y. Hilton, Mike Evans
TE: Vernon Davis,
Antonio Gates
DEF: Denver D/ST
K: Stephen Gostkowski


Any Given Pick League (Friends): 11-team non-PPR, Running point total, 10pt all TDs, 10 point bonus at 100 yds rush/rec or 300 yards passing, Can keep up to three players drafted 9th round or later for 4 years after draft (* = keepers prior to draft) 875.86 points, 3rd place.

QB: Nick Foles, Kirk Cousins
RB: Eddie Lacy, Arian Foster, Lamar Miller, Ronnie Hillman, Fred Jackson*
WR: Demaryius Thomas, Julio Jones*, ODB, Josh Gordon*
Flex: Alshon Jeffery
TE: Larry Donnell
DEF: Lions D/ST
K: Carpenter




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