Now that Week 5 is wrapping up and all teams have played at least 4 games lets have some fun and put a roster together for the first 1/4 all underperforming all stars. I'm assuming everyone is in more than one league but if not then maybe just fill out the best you can. Only rule is that you actually have to own the player in at least one league, no cheating. Let's fill it out as a regular roster.
1QB, 2RB, 3WR, 1TE, W/R/T flex, Kicker and defense optional.
I'll start it off.
QB - Stafford(I own him in every single league so I literally have no choice but to put him here.)
RB - Martin
RB - T-Rich
WR - Bowe
WR - Larry Fitz
WR - Chris Givens
TE - Cook
Flex - CJ Spiler
Show me the best roster of scrubs you got.
EDIT: For those who don't get it the first time through, I don't think Stafford is underperforming. I just own him in every league so based on the rule that I made I can't put any other QBs.
Edited by GottaGetTheWin, 06 October 2013 - 10:08 PM.
Stafford! Come on..He has been very good except for this week, and sitll not bad. He is not a bust
If you read the thing directly after Staffords name, literally right after it, I said that I own Stafford in every single league so based on the rules of the game that I made I had to put him there. I don't really think he is underperforming he has been playing great. Even played well today with craptastic group catching passes from him.
QB1 RG3 (with respect to the propagandized bullshit spewed by 'Dr.' James Andrews, on behalf of the team)
QB2 Tom Brady - not his fault
WR2 AJ Green
WR3 Dwayne Bowe
RB1 C.J. Spiller
RB2 David Wilson
TE - PATS_TE
Flex - MJD
BN1: Brandon Marshall
BN2: Trent Richardson
Honorable Coaching mentions: Jedd Fisch (OC, JAGs), Shanahans, Gruden in Cincinnati, Schotty, Hackett in Buffalo, Guy dude bro in Carolina. Terrible.
QB: Aaron Rodgers (traded a ton to get him after week 2, then he puts up 2 bad games)
RB: Ridley (thank god I got traded him away after week 1)
WR: Bowe (but what did you really expect?)
TE: Jared Cook
FLEX: Ridley, Trent Richardson, MJD, Roddy White
QB: Drew Brees RB: Lesean McCoy, Leveon Bell, Montee Ball, Jeremy Hill WR: Dez Bryant, Victor Cruz, Emmanuel Sanders, Kelvin Benjamin, Larry Fitzgerald TE: Jimmy Graham K: Justin Tucker DEF: Carolina, San Diego
QB - RGIII (Statistically not that bad, but in one league I have P Manning & Rivers, another Romo & RGIII)
RB - CJ Spiller
RB - Lamar Miller
WR - Mike Wallace
WR - Stevie Johnson
WR - Pierre Garcon (really don't have another underperfomer - I'm WR strong)
TE - Brandon Myers (I mean, not nearly an all-star...)
Flex - Steven Jackson
QB: Luck (out of him or Romo, and Romo just won me this week)
WR: R. White
DEF: Bengals (only play good on my bench vs. NE, GB and other stud offenses)
14 team, Standard league, Auction draft / waivers
QB: Romo RB: Ball, Spiller WR: A. Brown, Crabtree TE: Allen FLEX: Mi Floyd, T. Williams DST: Bengals K: Bailey
BENCH QB: Cousins RB: J. Hill, Taliaferro WR: Gordon (SSPD) TE: Green DST: Lions (BYE week filler) IR: Pierce (ineligible)
Going into the season you would think this team would be a power house. But f--- no. Still with only 1 win after this week. 10 team, Yahoo Pro league.
QB: Cam Newton, Russell Wilson
RB: Trent Richardson, Chris Johnson, Maurice Jones-Drew, Gio Bernard, LeGarrette Blount
WR: Calvin Johnson, Julio Jones, Eric Decker, Josh Gordon
TE: Rob Gronkowski, Jermichael Finley
Only guy I didn't draft was Blount.
"Sometimes you get the bear; sometimes the bear gets you." -Clay Othic
RotoWorld Mock Real League - 14 team, 6 point passing TDs, .5 ppr(3-1, 3rd place)
QB: Philip Rivers
RB1: Reggie Bush
RB2: Ahmad Bradshaw
WR1: Dez Bryant
WR2: Jordy Nelson
W/R/T: Alshon Jeffery
W/R/T: Pierre Thomas
TE: Jason Witten
Bench: Cecil Shorts III, Mohammed Sanu, Lorenzo Taliaferro, James Starks, Theo Riddick, Travaris Cadet
Aaron Rodgers. Two dud games throughout four games.
Team 1: 12 Teams 0.5pt PPR QB: Kirk Cousins, Joe Flacco WR: Demaryius Thomas, Randall Cobb, Reggie Wayne, Reuben Randall RB: Marshawn Lynch,Andre Ellington, Shane Vereen, Jeremy Hill, ALfred Blue TE: Jordan Cameron, Heath Miller K: Shayne Graham DEF: Cardinals
Team 2: 12 Teams 1.0pt PPR QB: Andrew Luck, WR: Jordy Nelson, Eric Decker, Terrance Williams, Kelvin Benjamin, Brian Quick, James Jones RB: DeMarco Murray,Shane Vereen, Jeremy Hill, Knile Davis, Jerick McKinnon TE: Rob Gronkowski, Charles Clay K: Steve Hauschska DEF: Panthers
WR: AJ Green
2014 Live Draft Hometown League • 12 teams • PPR • 4-point TD pass • Bonuses • Return Yards
Week 5 Lineup (3-1)
QB: M. Stafford (5.9) RB: R. Bush (via trade) RB: A. Ellington (via trade) WR: D. Bryant (1.9) WR: A. Brown (2.4) TE: D. Walker (waiver claim) FLEX: A. Johnson (3.9) FLEX: W. Welker (via trade) D/ST: Pending (waiver claim) K: Pending(waiver claim) Bench: M. Asiata (waiver claim), B. Tate (6.4), J. Forsett (waiver claim), A. Robinson (waiver claim), N. Paul (waiver claim)
If you honestly expected Carson Palmer to be all-star caliber, you're doing this wrong.
True - you can replace Palmer with Luck. I didn't expect Palmer to be all-star level, but considering he put up decent numbers with Oakland last year, I thought that with better offensive weapons and a pass-happy scheme that he would surely improve on his 2012 campaign. Boy, was I wrong.