Scott Boras 2014 Outlook
Posted 16 April 2014 - 02:09 PM
Posted 16 April 2014 - 02:32 PM
Best post ever?
No, this one is from last year's Nick Franklin player page:
I think they're sitting him because they know Jedd Gyorko went on the DL, and they are obviously ****ing with me
Franklin said "F me" after k'ing against Mariano the other day, but Wedge thought he said "xFIP" and benched him instantly for using a dirty Sabermetric word. When Franklin protested, explaining why would a batter ever use that term after an at bat because it has to do with pitching, Wedge became angry and responded "I see all those walks you take, Moneyball! Next you'll try to tell me you should be in the lineup because of how high your Beebop is"! When Franklin asked if he meant Babip, Wedge threatened to demote him for Ackley.