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#1 kidtwentytwo

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 10:20 AM

Help me out here, was talking about Pablo's 20 mil a year request with some people last night and we tried to put together an all fat guy team.  2b & Ss are tough

C-  Sal Fasano
1b-  Mo Vaugn
2b
3b-  Pablo Sandoval
Ss
Of-  Matt Stairs
Of-  John Kruk
Of-  dmitri young
Dh-  Babe Ruth

Sp-  CC Sabathia
Sp-  Bartolo Colon
Sp. Sidney Ponson
Sp-  David Wells

Rp-  Bob Wickman
Rp-  Rich Garces
Rp- bobby Jenks
Rp-  ray King
Rp-  Terry Forster

Edited by kidtwentytwo, 26 April 2014 - 10:22 AM.

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#2 tucker26

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 10:29 AM

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Stopped reading after seeing that not one Fielder made the team.
And all the greatest of the heroes
Started jumping from the books
They started wearing ones and zeros
Looking more and more like crooks
They stole the sunlight from the future
Took a sip, drank half the glass then put it back

#3 kidtwentytwo

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 10:32 AM

Cecil should have made the list.  Prince is a Vegitarian.  Pretty sure that'd be frowned upon and cause some tension in the clubhouse.
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Posted 26 April 2014 - 10:34 AM

there have to be a ton of RPs... I'm thinking of one now but cant remember the name. but finding a fat SS could be a tough task.
10-team 5x5 roto redraft league | big roster | no IP limit

C[2] -- Perez, Mesoraco
1B ---- Moss, Abreu
2B ---- Pedroia
SS ---- Escobar, Zobrist
3B ---- Frazier, A-Ram
MI ----- Villar
CI -----
OF[5] - Trout, Stanton, Werth, Morse, Melky, Heyward, Revere
P[9] ---  Cueto, Wacha, Verlander, Minor, Estrada, Ross, Beckett, Keuchel, Roark, Skaggs
---------- A. Wood
RIP ---- Jose Fernandez

The other teams is just one long disabled list.

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 10:37 AM

Ronnie Belliard

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 10:49 AM

He might not be good enough but Juan Uribe can play short (or used to), and he's pretty chubby.

Every team has to have 8-9 hitters.
Legend has it...they don't check on the weekends...

#7 kidtwentytwo

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 10:55 AM

Yuniesky Betancourt?
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Posted 26 April 2014 - 10:57 AM

Looooove the Bob Wickman reference.

I always thought he looked like Cartman.

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:00 AM

http://i.a.cnn.net/s...illen.getty.jpg

Edited by jb_power, 26 April 2014 - 11:02 AM.


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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:08 AM

Juan Uribe was probably the heaviest SS of all time.  He wasn't really fat though per say.  Its hard to be a MI and be a fat a**.

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:36 AM

All fat guy team meaning fattest at their position or best fat player at their position

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:39 AM

View Postyanksman, on 26 April 2014 - 11:36 AM, said:

All fat guy team meaning fattest at their position or best fat player at their position

I'm not seeing the difference.
7-team Dynasty H2H
------------------------------
C-  Ossee Schreckengost
1B- Hee-Seop Choi
2B- Bo Hart  
3B- Doug Strange
SS- Matt Stairs
OF- Quinton McCracken
OF- Nemo Leibold
OF- William Beane
UTIL- Kevin Young
BN- Tony Womack, Abner Dalrymple
SP- Luis Tiant, Dustin Nippert, Rick Ankiel, Charles Radbourn, Bea Arthur, Bob Walk
RP- Mike Fetters, The Hamburglar, Byung-Hyun Kim, Joe Table

DL- Mark Prior

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:44 AM

SS - Deivi Cruz, DET/SF/BAL/STL/many others

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:47 AM

Counting down the days until Japhet Amador makes his MLB debut

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16 team H2H Dynasty league 6x6(R, HR, RBI, SB, BB, AVG / W, S, K's, Hld, ERA, WHIP)

Hitters:
C - Jonathan Lucroy (MIL - C, 1B)
1B - Edwin Encarnacion (Tor - 1B, 3B)
2B - Robinson Cano (Sea - 2B)
3B - Miguel Cabrera (Det - 1B, 3B)
SS - Starlin Castro (ChC - SS)
LF - Carlos Gonzalez (COL - LF)
CF - Corey Dickerson (Col - LF, CF)
RF - George Springer (Hou - CF, RF)
Util - David Wright (NYM - 3B)
BN - Oswaldo Arcia (Min - LF, RF), Jean Segura (Mil - SS), Kole Calhoun (LAA - RF)
Pitchers:(5 SP/5 RP)
Starters: Clayton Kershaw, Cole Hamels, Cliff Lee, James Shields, Jose Quintana, Jordan Zimmermann, Carlos Martinez, Corey Kluber, Ivan Nova(DL)
Relievers: Craig Kimbrel, Greg Holland, Sean Doolittle, Joe Smith, Shae Simmons
Farm System:  Andrew Heaney (MIA - SP), Marco Gonzales(StL - SP), Daniel Norris(TOR - SP), Ronald Guzman(TEX - 1B/OF), Dan Vogelbach(CHC - 1B), Blake Snell(TB - SP), Jose Martinez(Ari - SP), Hunter Dozier(KC - SS/3B), Adalberto Mejia(SF - SP)

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:47 AM

View PostRabbit Maranville, on 26 April 2014 - 11:39 AM, said:

View Postyanksman, on 26 April 2014 - 11:36 AM, said:

All fat guy team meaning fattest at their position or best fat player at their position

I'm not seeing the difference.
really?

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:50 AM

Dioneer Navarro has my vote for catcher.

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:51 AM

View PostBlood Brother, on 26 April 2014 - 11:47 AM, said:

Counting down the days until Japhet Amador makes his MLB debut

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Is his name pronounced Ya-Fat?
And all the greatest of the heroes
Started jumping from the books
They started wearing ones and zeros
Looking more and more like crooks
They stole the sunlight from the future
Took a sip, drank half the glass then put it back

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:53 AM

Here's your SS:
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14-team, H2H, Total Points, 7 Keepers (3-year contracts)

C  Doug Gwosdz, Mackey Sasser
1B  Razor Shines
2B  Arquimedez Pozo
3B  Scat Metha, Jim Walewander
SS  Steve Jeltz
OF  Johnny Dickshot, Rusty Kuntz, Bristol Robotham Lord, Johnny Wockenfuss, Hiram Bocachica
UT  Drungo Hazewood, Coot Veal

SP  Kevin Mmahat, Steve Fireovid, Cannonball Titcomb, Lil Stoner, Roy Face, Juan Eichelberger
RP  Ed Head, Boots Poffenberger, Firpo Marberry, Yorman Bazardo, Fu-Te Ni

MNR Joey Terdoslavich, Rougned Odor, Kevin Quackenbush

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 11:58 AM

And you need Fernando Valenzuela to round out your "bloatation"

And perhaps Hector Villanueva as a backup catcher.
14-team, H2H, Total Points, 7 Keepers (3-year contracts)

C  Doug Gwosdz, Mackey Sasser
1B  Razor Shines
2B  Arquimedez Pozo
3B  Scat Metha, Jim Walewander
SS  Steve Jeltz
OF  Johnny Dickshot, Rusty Kuntz, Bristol Robotham Lord, Johnny Wockenfuss, Hiram Bocachica
UT  Drungo Hazewood, Coot Veal

SP  Kevin Mmahat, Steve Fireovid, Cannonball Titcomb, Lil Stoner, Roy Face, Juan Eichelberger
RP  Ed Head, Boots Poffenberger, Firpo Marberry, Yorman Bazardo, Fu-Te Ni

MNR Joey Terdoslavich, Rougned Odor, Kevin Quackenbush

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Posted 26 April 2014 - 12:04 PM

Maybe we can get Peter King and Len Pasquarelli to be the beat writers
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