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The All "He's injured again? I'm Shocked!" Team


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#1 el_Mantico

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:07 PM

Some of these guys are injured so often its comical.

I gotta give "most pathetic inability to stay on the field more than a couple days" award to one of the Bretts: Lawrie or Anderson. Seriously... get these two guys out of baseball. It's embarrassing how fragile they are.

Here's Team Buyer Beware. Imagine you were a GM/Manager and had all these guys on your roster?

C - Wilson Ramos (wins the Last Man Standing 2014 Award)
1B - Brandon Belt
2B - Brett Lawrie
SS - Troy Tulowitski
3B - Ryan Zimmerman
OF - Carlos Gonzales
OF - Shane Victorino
OF - Dexter Fowler
DH - Mark Teixeira

SP - Brett Anderson
SP - Josh Beckett
SP - Josh Johnson
SP - Michael Pineda

RP - Joel "Guitar Hero" Zumaya

And Driving The Ambulance: Carlos Quentin

Am I unfairly singling any of these guys out? Got better nominees or honorable mentions for any position?

#2 MiggyRunsTings

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:18 PM

Victorino's hamstrings will be inducted into the HOF one day.

12-Team H2H Auction Keeper - Standard Scoring (OBP instead of AVG) 

 

C: Russell Martin $15

1B: Anthony Rizzo $18 (K)                                                       Minors: Jace Peterson $1

2B: Dee Gordon $5 (K)                                                                            Anthony Gose $1

SS: Jhonny Peralta FA

3B: Kyle Seager $27

IF: Mookie Betts $5 (K)

OF: Jacoby Ellsbury $37

OF: Jason Heyward $19

OF: J.D. Martinez $5 (K)

OF: A.J. Pollock $13

Util: Justin Turner FA

Bench: Cameron Maybin FA

 

SP: Stephen Strasburg $28, Cole Hamels $24, Carlos Carrasco $16, Tyson Ross $5 (K), Garrett Richards $1 (K), Michael Pineda $9, Danny Salazar FA, Lance McCullers FA, Eduardo Rodriguez FA

RP: Shawn Tolleson FA, Ken Giles FA, Roberto Osuna FA

DL: Jose Fernandez $13


#3 mcbane

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:21 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.
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C Vogt / 1B Miggy / 2B Pedroia / 3B Bringer of Reign / SS Showrrea
IF Votto Loco / LF HanRam / CF Rasmus / RF Joey Bats / Util VMart

BN Longoria / Lindor / Odubel / Coghlan / Revere/ B Rod / Benintendi

SP Mad Max / Arrieta / Dark Knight / Giolito / DeSclafani
RP Aroldis / Cpt K / Giles / Miller / McGee

2014 & 2015: Back to Back Champ
2015 Awards Triple Crown: MVP - CY Young - ROY

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:24 PM

Andrew Cashner is another one.

Edited by Posting In The Clutch, 07 August 2014 - 10:25 PM.

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#5 Doctor L

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:25 PM

How can you leave out Bryce Harper? He hasn't been healthy in 2 years.

#6 Matthias

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:26 PM

Don't we already have a tulo 2014 thread?

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:27 PM

How can you leave out Bryce Harper? He hasn't been healthy in 2 years.

as soon as i saw you posted in this thread i just knew...
6 player keeper-14 team 6x6 (R, H, HR, RBI, SB, BB) x (W, SV, HLD, ERA, K, QS)

C- Saltalamacchia
1B- Rizzo
2B- Odor
SS- Russell
3B- Castallenos
OF- Harper
OF- Puig
OF- Gomez
Util- Cain
Util-Carter
BN- Soler,
SP- Price, Greinke, Tanaka, Severino, Fiers, Nelson, Velasquez
RP- Ramos, McGee, Gregerson, Kela, Strickland, Zych, May

Protected prospects- severino, brinson, Espinosza

DL- Pollock, Schwarber, Cobb

#8 merlin401

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:28 PM

Hard to have this thread without mentioning coco crisp, although he is almost strangely predictable now playing about five games out of ten

16 H2H $ 7x7 (OPS, K's // CG's, K:BB)

C - Mesoraco
1B - Encarnacion
2B - Kinsler
SS - Correa
3B - K. Seager
OF - Betts, Hanley, L. Cain
UTIL - J. Turner (1b,3b)

BN - LeMahiue (2b)

DL- Brantley

SP - Kluber, Carrasco, Harvey, Salazar, J. Hammell, Kennedy, Anibal, A. Wood
RP - AJ Ramos, Doolittle

 

Minors - Buxton, Swanson, B. Rodgers


#9 Sine_cera

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:30 PM

Angel Pagan is starting to become more and more fragile. He's only made it to 150 games once in the last 4 years.

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#10 deuce4off

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:32 PM

Rich Harden for pitching coach.

Hey Ray. I never went down Ray. You never got me down Ray.


#11 jb_power

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:35 PM

No mention yet of the MLB Drama Queen Hanley Rameriz?

#12 mcbane

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:35 PM

Eric Chavez would like to play third, but he hurt his back climbing out of his plastic bubble.
12 Teams - Dynasty - No Minors
All the Categories


C Vogt / 1B Miggy / 2B Pedroia / 3B Bringer of Reign / SS Showrrea
IF Votto Loco / LF HanRam / CF Rasmus / RF Joey Bats / Util VMart

BN Longoria / Lindor / Odubel / Coghlan / Revere/ B Rod / Benintendi

SP Mad Max / Arrieta / Dark Knight / Giolito / DeSclafani
RP Aroldis / Cpt K / Giles / Miller / McGee

2014 & 2015: Back to Back Champ
2015 Awards Triple Crown: MVP - CY Young - ROY

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:38 PM

Rich Harden for pitching coach.


Harden was probably the all-timer. Take a look at his injury history. You can scroll down in this link and check it out.


http://www.baseballp...rd.php?id=31616 -

Edited by mjk356, 07 August 2014 - 10:39 PM.


#14 Doctor L

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:41 PM

Joe Mauer for sure.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:49 PM

Cuddyer raised his arm for an honorable mention, but strained his shoulder doing it.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:06 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.

12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 1600 IP cap, 8 keepers (Start 2 SP, 2 RP, 4 P). 

C: JT Realmuto, Cameron Rupp

1B: Paul Goldschmidt...3B: Kris Bryant...CI: Maikel Franco

2B: DJ LeMaheiu...SS: Zack Cozart...MI: Brandon Drury

OF: George Springer, Matt Kemp, Hunter Pence, Michael Brantley, Gerardo Parra...UT: Josh Reddick

BN: Brett Lawrie (2B/3B), Jung-Ho Kang (3B/SS), Nomar Mazara (OF)

SP: Collin McHugh, Kevin Gausman, Vince Velasquez, AJ Griffin, Drew Pomeranz, Michael Fulmer

RP: Cody Allen, Wade Davis, Kenley Jansen, Arodys Vizcaino, Joe Smith, Darren O'Day, Erasmo Ramirez

DL: Devon Travis, Kyle Schwarber, Lance McCullers, Homer Bailey

 

12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 1500 IP cap, 4 keepers (Start 4 SP, 3 RP, 3 P).

C: Derek Norris

1B: Eric Hosmer...2B: Jose Altuve...3B: Evan Longoria...SS: Jed Lowrie

OF: JD Martinez, Ryan Braun, Justin Upton...UT: David Ortiz, Odubel Herrera

BN: Jung-ho Kang (3B/SS), Logan Forsythe (1/2), Chris Owings (2B/SS/OF), Kevin Kiermaier (OF)

SP: Dallas Keuchel, Jon Lester, Drew Smyly, Rich Hill, Mat Latos, AJ Griffin

RP: Jeurys Familia, AJ Ramos, Francisco Rodriguez, Dellin Betances, Alex Colome, Kyle Barraclough

DL: Travis d'Arnaud, Danny Valencia


#17 mcbane

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:07 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.


Lol. Bobby Hebert was freaking Brett Favre compared to that guy. He'd get concussions when no one touched him while he was sliding out of bounds on his stomach.
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C Vogt / 1B Miggy / 2B Pedroia / 3B Bringer of Reign / SS Showrrea
IF Votto Loco / LF HanRam / CF Rasmus / RF Joey Bats / Util VMart

BN Longoria / Lindor / Odubel / Coghlan / Revere/ B Rod / Benintendi

SP Mad Max / Arrieta / Dark Knight / Giolito / DeSclafani
RP Aroldis / Cpt K / Giles / Miller / McGee

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#18 Flyman75

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:09 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.


Lol. Bobby Hebert was freaking Brett Favre compared to that guy. He'd get concussions when no one touched him while he was sliding out of bounds on his stomach.


Haha! The breeze from a DE running by him would knock him unconscious. :D

His nickname was Chris Chandelier.

Edited by Flyman75, 07 August 2014 - 11:10 PM.

12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 1600 IP cap, 8 keepers (Start 2 SP, 2 RP, 4 P). 

C: JT Realmuto, Cameron Rupp

1B: Paul Goldschmidt...3B: Kris Bryant...CI: Maikel Franco

2B: DJ LeMaheiu...SS: Zack Cozart...MI: Brandon Drury

OF: George Springer, Matt Kemp, Hunter Pence, Michael Brantley, Gerardo Parra...UT: Josh Reddick

BN: Brett Lawrie (2B/3B), Jung-Ho Kang (3B/SS), Nomar Mazara (OF)

SP: Collin McHugh, Kevin Gausman, Vince Velasquez, AJ Griffin, Drew Pomeranz, Michael Fulmer

RP: Cody Allen, Wade Davis, Kenley Jansen, Arodys Vizcaino, Joe Smith, Darren O'Day, Erasmo Ramirez

DL: Devon Travis, Kyle Schwarber, Lance McCullers, Homer Bailey

 

12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 1500 IP cap, 4 keepers (Start 4 SP, 3 RP, 3 P).

C: Derek Norris

1B: Eric Hosmer...2B: Jose Altuve...3B: Evan Longoria...SS: Jed Lowrie

OF: JD Martinez, Ryan Braun, Justin Upton...UT: David Ortiz, Odubel Herrera

BN: Jung-ho Kang (3B/SS), Logan Forsythe (1/2), Chris Owings (2B/SS/OF), Kevin Kiermaier (OF)

SP: Dallas Keuchel, Jon Lester, Drew Smyly, Rich Hill, Mat Latos, AJ Griffin

RP: Jeurys Familia, AJ Ramos, Francisco Rodriguez, Dellin Betances, Alex Colome, Kyle Barraclough

DL: Travis d'Arnaud, Danny Valencia


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 12:17 AM

Logan Morrison, Corey Hart, Grady Sizemore, Franklin Gutierrez, Michael Saunders

oh look at that, four Mariners. hmmm

ESPN 12-team AL-only Dynasty Points League

 

C - Jarrod Saltalamacchia

1B - Byung Ho Park

2B - Brian Dozier

3B - Josh Donaldson

SS - Jimmy Rollins

LF - Delino DeShields

CF - Carlos Gomez

RF - Michael Saunders

Util - Steven Souza

 

Bench - Josh Phegley, Jason Castro, Chris Colabello, Dae-Ho Lee, Brad Miller

 

SP - Cole Hamels, Lance McCullers, Mike Fiers, Shane Greene, Kendall Graveman, Drew Hutchison

RP - Keone Kela, Kelvin Herrera, Ryan Madson, Jesse Chavez, Justin Wilson, Liam Hendricks

 

Prospects - Rafael Devers, Sean Manaea, Kyle Zimmer, Blake Snell, Brent Honeywell


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 12:18 AM

Logan Morrison, Corey Hart, Grady Sizemore, Franklin Gutierrez, Michael Saunders

oh look at that, four Mariners. hmmm

Gutierrez is a very good one.
6 player keeper-14 team 6x6 (R, H, HR, RBI, SB, BB) x (W, SV, HLD, ERA, K, QS)

C- Saltalamacchia
1B- Rizzo
2B- Odor
SS- Russell
3B- Castallenos
OF- Harper
OF- Puig
OF- Gomez
Util- Cain
Util-Carter
BN- Soler,
SP- Price, Greinke, Tanaka, Severino, Fiers, Nelson, Velasquez
RP- Ramos, McGee, Gregerson, Kela, Strickland, Zych, May

Protected prospects- severino, brinson, Espinosza

DL- Pollock, Schwarber, Cobb