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The All "He's injured again? I'm Shocked!" Team


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#1 el_Mantico

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:07 PM

Some of these guys are injured so often its comical.

I gotta give "most pathetic inability to stay on the field more than a couple days" award to one of the Bretts: Lawrie or Anderson. Seriously... get these two guys out of baseball. It's embarrassing how fragile they are.

Here's Team Buyer Beware. Imagine you were a GM/Manager and had all these guys on your roster?

C - Wilson Ramos (wins the Last Man Standing 2014 Award)
1B - Brandon Belt
2B - Brett Lawrie
SS - Troy Tulowitski
3B - Ryan Zimmerman
OF - Carlos Gonzales
OF - Shane Victorino
OF - Dexter Fowler
DH - Mark Teixeira

SP - Brett Anderson
SP - Josh Beckett
SP - Josh Johnson
SP - Michael Pineda

RP - Joel "Guitar Hero" Zumaya

And Driving The Ambulance: Carlos Quentin

Am I unfairly singling any of these guys out? Got better nominees or honorable mentions for any position?
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Yahoo 10-team mixed H2H playoffs - AVG, OPS, R, RBI, HR, SB / W, K, ERA, WHIP, SV, QS
C - Ramos, 1B - Teixeira, 2B - Dee Gordon, SS - Desmond, 3B - EE (DL), OF1 - Trout, OF2 - Cruz, OF3 - J. Hamilton, OF4 - Polanco, Util - Duda, CI - Moss, MI - Betts

DL - Liriano, NA - K. Bryant

SP: Strasburg, Tanaka, Teheran, Darvish, Kazmir, Zimmerman, Stroman
RP: Jansen, Rosenthal, Chapman, Doolittle, Nathan


Yahoo 12-team mixed roto - AVG, OPS, R, RBI, HR, SB / W%, K, ERA, WHIP, SV, HLD - 1225 Max IP
C - Lucroy, 1B - J. Abreu, 2B - Altuve, SS - D. Gordon, 3B - Donaldson, OF1 - Moss, OF2 - Gomez, OF3 - JD Martinez, OF4 - Polanco, Util - Viciedo, IF - Chissenhall

Bench - M. Betts

DL - Gattis, Beckett

SP: Tanaka, Wainwright, Cobb, Stroman, Simon
RP: Jansen, Doolittle, Soria, Grilli, Clippard, W. Davis

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:18 PM

Victorino's hamstrings will be inducted into the HOF one day.
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10-team H2H Standard ($200 Cap) 

QB: Peyton Manning $41
WR: Jeremy Maclin FA
WR: T.Y. Hilton (Via Trade)
RB: Lesean Mccoy $59
RB: Arian Foster (Via Trade)
TE: Greg Olsen $4
FLEX:  Mike Evans FA
K: Adam Vinatieri $1
DEF: Baltimore FA

B: WR DeAndre Hopkins $2, RB Tre Mason FA, RB Jerick McKinnon FA, WR Martavis Bryant, Indianapolis DST, RB Alfred Blue FA


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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:21 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.
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12 Teams - Dynasty - No Minors
All the Categories


C Mesorock / 1B The Rzo / 2B Rendon / 3B Machado / SS Mookie
IF Joey Bats / LF C-Dick / CF Viva Puig / RF J-Up / Util Cirque Du Soler

BN Walker / Chisenhall / Pompey / Wilmer/ Correa

SP Teheran / Arrieta / Iwakuma / Collmenter / Quintana / Bradley
RP Cpt K / Feliz Navidad / K Giles Band

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:24 PM

Andrew Cashner is another one.

Edited by Posting In The Clutch, 07 August 2014 - 10:25 PM.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:25 PM

How can you leave out Bryce Harper? He hasn't been healthy in 2 years.
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#6 Matthias

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:26 PM

Don't we already have a tulo 2014 thread?
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:27 PM

How can you leave out Bryce Harper? He hasn't been healthy in 2 years.

as soon as i saw you posted in this thread i just knew...
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12 team 5x5

C- Santana
1B- Laroche
2B- Kinsler
3B- Machado
SS- Desmond
OF- Jones, Harper, Betts
Util- Eaton, Yelich
BN- Trumbo, Garcia

SP- MadBum, Kluber, Cobb, A. Wood, Arrieta, Cashner, Santiago, Elias
RP- Rondon, Petricka, Britton

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:28 PM

Hard to have this thread without mentioning coco crisp, although he is almost strangely predictable now playing about five games out of ten
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16 H2H $ 7x7 (OPS, K's // CG's, K:BB)

C - Carlos Santana
1B - Ortiz
2B - Dozier
SS - Zobrist
3B - Longoria
OF - Werth, Brantley, Dickerson
UTIL - Morneau

SP - Wainwright, Bumgarner, Kluber, Fiers, Lackey, Odorizzi, Wacha, E. Santana
RP - Britton, C. Allen, Storen, Papelbon

DL - Harvey, Uehara
Minors - Bogaerts, Bryant, Buxton, Betts (the killer B's!)

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:30 PM

Angel Pagan is starting to become more and more fragile. He's only made it to 150 games once in the last 4 years.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:32 PM

Rich Harden for pitching coach.
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I couldn't care less about your teams


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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:35 PM

No mention yet of the MLB Drama Queen Hanley Rameriz?
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:35 PM

Eric Chavez would like to play third, but he hurt his back climbing out of his plastic bubble.
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12 Teams - Dynasty - No Minors
All the Categories


C Mesorock / 1B The Rzo / 2B Rendon / 3B Machado / SS Mookie
IF Joey Bats / LF C-Dick / CF Viva Puig / RF J-Up / Util Cirque Du Soler

BN Walker / Chisenhall / Pompey / Wilmer/ Correa

SP Teheran / Arrieta / Iwakuma / Collmenter / Quintana / Bradley
RP Cpt K / Feliz Navidad / K Giles Band

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:38 PM

Rich Harden for pitching coach.


Harden was probably the all-timer. Take a look at his injury history. You can scroll down in this link and check it out.


http://www.baseballp...rd.php?id=31616 -

Edited by mjk356, 07 August 2014 - 10:39 PM.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:41 PM

Joe Mauer for sure.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:49 PM

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Cuddyer raised his arm for an honorable mention, but strained his shoulder doing it.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:06 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.
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9-4, 3rd place/most pts scored, 12-Team, Non-Keeper, 1/2 PPR, IDP (QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, TE, R/W/T, K, DEF, 4 DB, 4 LB).
QB: Wilson, Mettenberger
RB: Foster, Mason, Hill, Blount, Herron
WR: Marshall, DThomas, Gordon, Hilton, JMatthews
TE: Graham   K: Sturgis   DEF: NYGiants, Baltimore (streaming)
DB: Burnett, Church, RJones, Chung, PWarren
LB: Kendricks, Mosley, Hightower, Bradham, Thomas III

9-4, 1st place/most pts scored, 12-Team, Non-Keeper, PPR (QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, R/W, K, DEF).
QB: Eli, Sanchez
RB: Mathews, Forsett, Ingram, Hill, Sims
WR: ABrown, DThomas, JMatthews, Landry
TE: Bennett   K: Bullock   DEF: Detroit, Indy

 

9-4, 1st place/most pts scored, 12-Team, Keeper (2) (QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, R/W/T, K, DEF).
QB: Wilson, Mettenberger
RB: Morris, Ellington, Forsett, Ingram, Hill, Blount, Ridley (IR)
WR: AJGreen, Marshall, Beckham
TE: Olsen   K: Bullock   DEF: Cardinals, Indy


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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:07 PM


Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.


Lol. Bobby Hebert was freaking Brett Favre compared to that guy. He'd get concussions when no one touched him while he was sliding out of bounds on his stomach.
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C Mesorock / 1B The Rzo / 2B Rendon / 3B Machado / SS Mookie
IF Joey Bats / LF C-Dick / CF Viva Puig / RF J-Up / Util Cirque Du Soler

BN Walker / Chisenhall / Pompey / Wilmer/ Correa

SP Teheran / Arrieta / Iwakuma / Collmenter / Quintana / Bradley
RP Cpt K / Feliz Navidad / K Giles Band

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:09 PM



Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.


Lol. Bobby Hebert was freaking Brett Favre compared to that guy. He'd get concussions when no one touched him while he was sliding out of bounds on his stomach.


Haha! The breeze from a DE running by him would knock him unconscious. :D

His nickname was Chris Chandelier.

Edited by Flyman75, 07 August 2014 - 11:10 PM.

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9-4, 3rd place/most pts scored, 12-Team, Non-Keeper, 1/2 PPR, IDP (QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, TE, R/W/T, K, DEF, 4 DB, 4 LB).
QB: Wilson, Mettenberger
RB: Foster, Mason, Hill, Blount, Herron
WR: Marshall, DThomas, Gordon, Hilton, JMatthews
TE: Graham   K: Sturgis   DEF: NYGiants, Baltimore (streaming)
DB: Burnett, Church, RJones, Chung, PWarren
LB: Kendricks, Mosley, Hightower, Bradham, Thomas III

9-4, 1st place/most pts scored, 12-Team, Non-Keeper, PPR (QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, R/W, K, DEF).
QB: Eli, Sanchez
RB: Mathews, Forsett, Ingram, Hill, Sims
WR: ABrown, DThomas, JMatthews, Landry
TE: Bennett   K: Bullock   DEF: Detroit, Indy

 

9-4, 1st place/most pts scored, 12-Team, Keeper (2) (QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, R/W/T, K, DEF).
QB: Wilson, Mettenberger
RB: Morris, Ellington, Forsett, Ingram, Hill, Blount, Ridley (IR)
WR: AJGreen, Marshall, Beckham
TE: Olsen   K: Bullock   DEF: Cardinals, Indy


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 12:17 AM

Logan Morrison, Corey Hart, Grady Sizemore, Franklin Gutierrez, Michael Saunders

oh look at that, four Mariners. hmmm
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ESPN H2H 12-team

H, R, HR, RBI, XBH, AVG, K, SB

C - Yadier Molina
1B - Jose Bautista
2B - Kolten Wong
SS - Eric Aybar
3B - Juan Uribe
MI - Josh Rutledge
CI - Edwin Encarnacion
OF - Michael Brantley, Billy Hamilton, JD Martinez, Corey Dickerson
Util - Michael Cuddyer, Steve Pearce
Bench - Nolan Arenado, Devin Mesoraco, AJ Pollock, Justin Upton, Jorge Soler
DL - Goldschmidt

QS, K, ERA, WHIP, BAA, Saves

SP - Alex Cobb, Mike Fiers, Yusmeiro Petit
RP - Sean Doolittle, Cody Allen, Zach Britton, Neftali Feliz


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 12:18 AM

Logan Morrison, Corey Hart, Grady Sizemore, Franklin Gutierrez, Michael Saunders

oh look at that, four Mariners. hmmm

Gutierrez is a very good one.
12 team 5x5

C- Santana
1B- Laroche
2B- Kinsler
3B- Machado
SS- Desmond
OF- Jones, Harper, Betts
Util- Eaton, Yelich
BN- Trumbo, Garcia

SP- MadBum, Kluber, Cobb, A. Wood, Arrieta, Cashner, Santiago, Elias
RP- Rondon, Petricka, Britton




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