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The All "He's injured again? I'm Shocked!" Team


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#1 el_Mantico

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:07 PM

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Some of these guys are injured so often its comical.

I gotta give "most pathetic inability to stay on the field more than a couple days" award to one of the Bretts: Lawrie or Anderson. Seriously... get these two guys out of baseball. It's embarrassing how fragile they are.

Here's Team Buyer Beware. Imagine you were a GM/Manager and had all these guys on your roster?

C - Wilson Ramos (wins the Last Man Standing 2014 Award)
1B - Brandon Belt
2B - Brett Lawrie
SS - Troy Tulowitski
3B - Ryan Zimmerman
OF - Carlos Gonzales
OF - Shane Victorino
OF - Dexter Fowler
DH - Mark Teixeira

SP - Brett Anderson
SP - Josh Beckett
SP - Josh Johnson
SP - Michael Pineda

RP - Joel "Guitar Hero" Zumaya

And Driving The Ambulance: Carlos Quentin

Am I unfairly singling any of these guys out? Got better nominees or honorable mentions for any position?
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Team 1: Yahoo 12 team H2H with playoffs - usual 5x5 + OPS and QS

C Lucroy | 1B Pujols | 2B Betts | 3B Donaldson | SS Lowrie | OF Trout, Soler, Pollack, Pederson | MI Valbuena | CI Votto | UTIL Bryant | BN Morales

SP Harvey, Richards, Ventura, Bradley, Wacha, C. Martinez, Norris, Fernandez (DL)
RP: Grilli, Allen, Familia, Boxberger, Nathan (DL), Doolittle (DL)


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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:18 PM

Victorino's hamstrings will be inducted into the HOF one day.
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12-Team H2H Auction Keeper - Standard Scoring (OBP instead of AVG) 

 

C: Russell Martin $15

1B: Anthony Rizzo $18 (K)                                                       Minors: Jace Peterson $1

2B: Dee Gordon $5 (K)                                                                            Anthony Gose $1

SS: Xander Bogaerts $9

3B: Kyle Seager $27

IF: Mookie Betts $5 (K)

OF: Jacoby Ellsbury $37

OF: Jason Heyward $19

OF: J.D. Martinez $5 (K)

OF: A.J. Pollock $13

Util: Avisail Garcia $6

Bench: Luis Valbuena FA 

 

SP: Stephen Strasburg $28, Cole Hamels $24, Carlos Carrasco $16, Tyson Ross $5 (K), Garrett Richards $1 (K), Michael Pineda $9, Kevin Gausman $1, Danny Salazar FA, Jimmy Nelson FA, Nathan Karns FA 

RP: Tony Watson FA

DL: Jose Fernandez $13, Jake McGee $5, Jake Lamb FA


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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:21 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.
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C Mesorock / 1B The Rzo / 2B Mookie / 3B Bringer of Rain / SS Segura
IF Joey Bats / LF C-Dick / CF Go-Go / RF Cirque Du Soler / Util Puig

BN Machado / Yasmani / Snider-Man / Wilmer / Pompey / El Toro / Correa

SP Arrieta / Iw-Akuma / Kazmir / Shields
RP Cpt K / Miller Time / K Giles Band / Boxberger

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:24 PM

Andrew Cashner is another one.

Edited by Posting In The Clutch, 07 August 2014 - 10:25 PM.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:25 PM

How can you leave out Bryce Harper? He hasn't been healthy in 2 years.
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#6 Matthias

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:26 PM

Don't we already have a tulo 2014 thread?
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:27 PM

How can you leave out Bryce Harper? He hasn't been healthy in 2 years.

as soon as i saw you posted in this thread i just knew...
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6 player keeper-14 team 6x6 (R, H, HR, RBI, SB, BB) x (W, SV, HLD, ERA, K, QS)

C- Mesoraco
1B- Rizzo (K)
2B- Betts
3B- Seager (K)
SS- Reyes (K)
OF- Gomez (K), Harper (K), Gardner
Util- Granderson, Cain
BN- Pollock, Byrd, A. Garcia

SP- Wood (K), Ross, Gio, Pineda, Quintana,
RP- Cishek, Boxberger, Dunn, Ottavino, Osuna, Caminero 
DL- Richards, McGee, Parnell
Protected prospects up to 162 games played at MLB level- Betts, Addison Russell, Severino, Schwarber

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:28 PM

Hard to have this thread without mentioning coco crisp, although he is almost strangely predictable now playing about five games out of ten
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16 H2H $ 7x7 (OPS, K's // CG's, K:BB)

C - R. Martin
1B - Encarnacion
2B - Betts
SS - Bogaerts
3B -  P. Alvarez 
OF - Brantley, Dickerson, L. Martin
UTIL - Duda

BN - M. Cabrera (OF), Semien (2B/3B/SS)

SP - Kluber, Harvey, Bumgarner, Carrasco, Pineda, Salazar, Lackey
RP - Melancon, Familia, McGee-DL

 

Minors - Bryant, Buxton, Correa


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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:30 PM

Angel Pagan is starting to become more and more fragile. He's only made it to 150 games once in the last 4 years.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:32 PM

Rich Harden for pitching coach.
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I couldn't care less about your teams


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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:35 PM

No mention yet of the MLB Drama Queen Hanley Rameriz?
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:35 PM

Eric Chavez would like to play third, but he hurt his back climbing out of his plastic bubble.
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C Mesorock / 1B The Rzo / 2B Mookie / 3B Bringer of Rain / SS Segura
IF Joey Bats / LF C-Dick / CF Go-Go / RF Cirque Du Soler / Util Puig

BN Machado / Yasmani / Snider-Man / Wilmer / Pompey / El Toro / Correa

SP Arrieta / Iw-Akuma / Kazmir / Shields
RP Cpt K / Miller Time / K Giles Band / Boxberger

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:38 PM

Rich Harden for pitching coach.


Harden was probably the all-timer. Take a look at his injury history. You can scroll down in this link and check it out.


http://www.baseballp...rd.php?id=31616 -

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:41 PM

Joe Mauer for sure.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:49 PM

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Cuddyer raised his arm for an honorable mention, but strained his shoulder doing it.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:06 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.
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12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 8 keepers (Start 2 SP, 2 RP, 4 P). 

C: Carlos Santana, JT Realmuto

1B: Paul Goldschmidt...3B: Kris Bryant...CI: David Ortiz

2B: Devon Travis...SS: Ian Desmond...MI: Jose Reyes

OF: Corey Dickerson, Jorge Soler, George Springer, Leonys Martin, Odubel Herrera...UT: Will Middlebrooks

BN: Chris Carter (1B/OF), Kolten Wong (2B), Luis Valbuena (2B/3B), Wilin Rosario ©, Carlos Gomez (OF-DL)

SP: James Shields, Alex Wood, Scott Kazmir, Edinson Volquez, Homer Bailey, Drew Smyly (DL)

RP: Zach Britton, Neftali Feliz, Adam Ottavino, Tyler Clippard, Wade Davis, Miguel Castro, Cody Allen, Kenley Jansen (DL), Jake McGee (DL)

 

12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 4 keepers (Start 4 SP, 3 RP, 3 P).

C: Salvador Perez

1B: Edwin Encarnacion...2B: Devon Travis...3B: Todd Frazier...SS: Ian Desmond

OF: Starling Marte, Matt Kemp, Steven Souza...UT: Will Middlebrooks, Leonys Martin

BN: Alejandro De Aza (OF), Odubel Herrera (OF), Kolten Wong (2B), Marcus Semien (2B/3B/SS)

SP: Sonny Gray, Collin McHugh, Scott Kazmir, Dallas Keuchel, CJ Wilson, Homer Bailey, Drew Smyly (DL)

RP: Adam Ottavino, Jason Grilli, Jeurys Familia, Steve Cishek, Mark Melancon, Cody Allen, Greg Holland (DL)


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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:07 PM


Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.


Lol. Bobby Hebert was freaking Brett Favre compared to that guy. He'd get concussions when no one touched him while he was sliding out of bounds on his stomach.
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C Mesorock / 1B The Rzo / 2B Mookie / 3B Bringer of Rain / SS Segura
IF Joey Bats / LF C-Dick / CF Go-Go / RF Cirque Du Soler / Util Puig

BN Machado / Yasmani / Snider-Man / Wilmer / Pompey / El Toro / Correa

SP Arrieta / Iw-Akuma / Kazmir / Shields
RP Cpt K / Miller Time / K Giles Band / Boxberger

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:09 PM



Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.


Lol. Bobby Hebert was freaking Brett Favre compared to that guy. He'd get concussions when no one touched him while he was sliding out of bounds on his stomach.


Haha! The breeze from a DE running by him would knock him unconscious. :D

His nickname was Chris Chandelier.

Edited by Flyman75, 07 August 2014 - 11:10 PM.

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12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 8 keepers (Start 2 SP, 2 RP, 4 P). 

C: Carlos Santana, JT Realmuto

1B: Paul Goldschmidt...3B: Kris Bryant...CI: David Ortiz

2B: Devon Travis...SS: Ian Desmond...MI: Jose Reyes

OF: Corey Dickerson, Jorge Soler, George Springer, Leonys Martin, Odubel Herrera...UT: Will Middlebrooks

BN: Chris Carter (1B/OF), Kolten Wong (2B), Luis Valbuena (2B/3B), Wilin Rosario ©, Carlos Gomez (OF-DL)

SP: James Shields, Alex Wood, Scott Kazmir, Edinson Volquez, Homer Bailey, Drew Smyly (DL)

RP: Zach Britton, Neftali Feliz, Adam Ottavino, Tyler Clippard, Wade Davis, Miguel Castro, Cody Allen, Kenley Jansen (DL), Jake McGee (DL)

 

12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 4 keepers (Start 4 SP, 3 RP, 3 P).

C: Salvador Perez

1B: Edwin Encarnacion...2B: Devon Travis...3B: Todd Frazier...SS: Ian Desmond

OF: Starling Marte, Matt Kemp, Steven Souza...UT: Will Middlebrooks, Leonys Martin

BN: Alejandro De Aza (OF), Odubel Herrera (OF), Kolten Wong (2B), Marcus Semien (2B/3B/SS)

SP: Sonny Gray, Collin McHugh, Scott Kazmir, Dallas Keuchel, CJ Wilson, Homer Bailey, Drew Smyly (DL)

RP: Adam Ottavino, Jason Grilli, Jeurys Familia, Steve Cishek, Mark Melancon, Cody Allen, Greg Holland (DL)


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 12:17 AM

Logan Morrison, Corey Hart, Grady Sizemore, Franklin Gutierrez, Michael Saunders

oh look at that, four Mariners. hmmm
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Yahoo! H2H 12-team 5x5 OBP

C - Derek Norris
1B - Lucas Duda
2B - Kolten Wong
SS - Ian Desmond
3B - Nolan Arenado
OF - Jose Bautista, Avisail Garcia, Corey Dickerson
Util - Eric Hosmer, Melky Cabrera
Bench - Mike Napoli, Alcides Escobar, Neil Walker, Kris Bryant, Pedro Alvarez, Addison Russell

SP - Jake Arrieta, Alex Wood, James Shields, Phil Hughes, Jordan Zimmermann, Danny Salazar, Shane Greene
RP - Luke Gregerson, Zach Britton, Tony Watson

 

DL - Drew Smyly, Greg Holland, Michael Saunders


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 12:18 AM

Logan Morrison, Corey Hart, Grady Sizemore, Franklin Gutierrez, Michael Saunders

oh look at that, four Mariners. hmmm

Gutierrez is a very good one.
6 player keeper-14 team 6x6 (R, H, HR, RBI, SB, BB) x (W, SV, HLD, ERA, K, QS)

C- Mesoraco
1B- Rizzo (K)
2B- Betts
3B- Seager (K)
SS- Reyes (K)
OF- Gomez (K), Harper (K), Gardner
Util- Granderson, Cain
BN- Pollock, Byrd, A. Garcia

SP- Wood (K), Ross, Gio, Pineda, Quintana,
RP- Cishek, Boxberger, Dunn, Ottavino, Osuna, Caminero 
DL- Richards, McGee, Parnell
Protected prospects up to 162 games played at MLB level- Betts, Addison Russell, Severino, Schwarber




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