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The All "He's injured again? I'm Shocked!" Team


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#1 el_Mantico

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:07 PM

Some of these guys are injured so often its comical.

I gotta give "most pathetic inability to stay on the field more than a couple days" award to one of the Bretts: Lawrie or Anderson. Seriously... get these two guys out of baseball. It's embarrassing how fragile they are.

Here's Team Buyer Beware. Imagine you were a GM/Manager and had all these guys on your roster?

C - Wilson Ramos (wins the Last Man Standing 2014 Award)
1B - Brandon Belt
2B - Brett Lawrie
SS - Troy Tulowitski
3B - Ryan Zimmerman
OF - Carlos Gonzales
OF - Shane Victorino
OF - Dexter Fowler
DH - Mark Teixeira

SP - Brett Anderson
SP - Josh Beckett
SP - Josh Johnson
SP - Michael Pineda

RP - Joel "Guitar Hero" Zumaya

And Driving The Ambulance: Carlos Quentin

Am I unfairly singling any of these guys out? Got better nominees or honorable mentions for any position?

Team 1: Yahoo 12 team H2H with playoffs - usual 5x5 + OPS and QS

C Lucroy | 1B Pujols | 2B Betts | 3B Donaldson | SS Reyes| OF Trout, Maybin, Pollack, Pederson | MI Correa| CI Bryant | UTIL Votto| DL d'Arnaud

SP Harvey, Richards, Tanaka, Kluber, Wacha, C. Martinez, Fernandez, Verlander, Corbin
RP: Tolleson, Familia, Kimbrel, Smith


#2 MiggyRunsTings

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:18 PM

Victorino's hamstrings will be inducted into the HOF one day.

12-Team H2H Auction Keeper - Standard Scoring (OBP instead of AVG) 

 

C: Russell Martin $15

1B: Anthony Rizzo $18 (K)                                                       Minors: Jace Peterson $1

2B: Dee Gordon $5 (K)                                                                            Anthony Gose $1

SS: Jhonny Peralta FA

3B: Kyle Seager $27

IF: Mookie Betts $5 (K)

OF: Jacoby Ellsbury $37

OF: Jason Heyward $19

OF: J.D. Martinez $5 (K)

OF: A.J. Pollock $13

Util: Justin Turner FA

Bench: Cameron Maybin FA

 

SP: Stephen Strasburg $28, Cole Hamels $24, Carlos Carrasco $16, Tyson Ross $5 (K), Garrett Richards $1 (K), Michael Pineda $9, Danny Salazar FA, Lance McCullers FA, Eduardo Rodriguez FA

RP: Shawn Tolleson FA, Ken Giles FA, Roberto Osuna FA

DL: Jose Fernandez $13


#3 mcbane

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:21 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.
12 Teams - Dynasty - No Minors
All the Categories


C Jaso / 1B The Rzo / 2B Kipnis / 3B Bringer of Rain / SS Showrrea
IF Votto Loco / LF K Davis / CF Cespedes / RF Joey Bats / Util Beltran

BN Zobrist / Dan Murphy / Santana / Revere / Fowler
DL Profar


SP Mad Max / Dark Knight / Arrieta / Klu-bot / Hammels
RP Cpt K / Miller Time / Ramos / Osuna / Doolittle

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:24 PM

Andrew Cashner is another one.

Edited by Posting In The Clutch, 07 August 2014 - 10:25 PM.

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#5 Doctor L

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:25 PM

How can you leave out Bryce Harper? He hasn't been healthy in 2 years.

#6 Matthias

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:26 PM

Don't we already have a tulo 2014 thread?

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:27 PM

How can you leave out Bryce Harper? He hasn't been healthy in 2 years.

as soon as i saw you posted in this thread i just knew...
6 player keeper-14 team 6x6 (R, H, HR, RBI, SB, BB) x (W, SV, HLD, ERA, K, QS)

C- molina
1B- Rizzo (K)
2B- Kipnis
3B- Seager (K)
SS- Reyes
OF- Gomez (K), Harper (K), Gardner
Util- Pollock, Cain
BN-,
SP-Price,Richards, Wood (K), Ross, Quintana,latos, Garcia
RP- Mcgee, Boxberger,tolleson, hector rondon, mujica siegrist, neshek, pomeranz
DL- Pineda
Protected prospects up to 162 games played at MLB level- Story, Addison Russell, Severino, Schwarber

#8 merlin401

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:28 PM

Hard to have this thread without mentioning coco crisp, although he is almost strangely predictable now playing about five games out of ten

16 H2H $ 7x7 (OPS, K's // CG's, K:BB)

C - Lucroy
1B - Encarnacion
2B - Betts
SS - Lowrie
3B -  Seager
OF - Brantley, McCutchen, Calhoun
UTIL - Headley (3B)

BN - Aybar (SS)

SP - Kluber, Harvey, Bumgarner, Carrasco, Salazar, R. De la Rosa, Peavy, Pineda-DL
RP - Familia, Melancon, Ziegler

 

Minors - Bryant, Buxton, Correa


#9 Sine_cera

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:30 PM

Angel Pagan is starting to become more and more fragile. He's only made it to 150 games once in the last 4 years.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:32 PM

Rich Harden for pitching coach.

Hey Ray. I never went down Ray. You never got me down Ray.


#11 jb_power

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:35 PM

No mention yet of the MLB Drama Queen Hanley Rameriz?

#12 mcbane

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:35 PM

Eric Chavez would like to play third, but he hurt his back climbing out of his plastic bubble.
12 Teams - Dynasty - No Minors
All the Categories


C Jaso / 1B The Rzo / 2B Kipnis / 3B Bringer of Rain / SS Showrrea
IF Votto Loco / LF K Davis / CF Cespedes / RF Joey Bats / Util Beltran

BN Zobrist / Dan Murphy / Santana / Revere / Fowler
DL Profar


SP Mad Max / Dark Knight / Arrieta / Klu-bot / Hammels
RP Cpt K / Miller Time / Ramos / Osuna / Doolittle

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:38 PM

Rich Harden for pitching coach.


Harden was probably the all-timer. Take a look at his injury history. You can scroll down in this link and check it out.


http://www.baseballp...rd.php?id=31616 -

Edited by mjk356, 07 August 2014 - 10:39 PM.


#14 Doctor L

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:41 PM

Joe Mauer for sure.

#15 mverkruyse

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 10:49 PM

Cuddyer raised his arm for an honorable mention, but strained his shoulder doing it.

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:06 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.

12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 8 keepers (Start 2 SP, 2 RP, 4 P). 

C: Carlos Santana, Kyle Schwarber

1B: Paul Goldschmidt...3B: Kris Bryant...CI: David Ortiz

2B: Kolten Wong...SS: Jose Reyes...MI: Jung Ho Kang

OF: Carlos Gomez, Cameron Maybin, Yasiel Puig, Michael Taylor, Aaron Hicks...UT: Ian Desmond

BN: Mitch Moreland (1B), Maikel Franco (3B), Odubel Herrera (2B,SS,OF), Kyle Schwarber (C,OF), Devon Travis (2B-DL), Corey Dickerson (OF-DL), George Springer (OF-DL)

SP: James Shields, Scott Kazmir, Edinson Volquez, Mark Buerhle, Erasmo Ramirez, Chris Tillman, Patrick Corbin, Drew Smyly (DL)

RP: Zach Britton, Kenley Jansen, Cody Allen, Brad Ziegler, Wade Davis, Carson Smith

 

12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 4 keepers (Start 4 SP, 3 RP, 3 P).

C: Salvador Perez

1B: Edwin Encarnacion...2B: Odubel Herrera...3B: Todd Frazier...SS: Alexei Ramirez

OF: Aaron Hicks, Ben Paulson, Matt Kemp...UT: Ryan Howard, Jung Ho Kang

BN: Kolten Wong (2B), Ian Desmond (SS), Michael Taylor (OF), Cameron Maybin (OF), Devon Travis (2B-DL)

SP: Sonny Gray, Dallas Keuchel, Cole Hamels, Scott Kazmir, Jake Arrieta, Aaron Nola

RP: Jeurys Familia, Mark Melancon, Cody Allen, Carson Smith, Arodys Vizcaino, Mark Lowe


#17 mcbane

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:07 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.


Lol. Bobby Hebert was freaking Brett Favre compared to that guy. He'd get concussions when no one touched him while he was sliding out of bounds on his stomach.
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C Jaso / 1B The Rzo / 2B Kipnis / 3B Bringer of Rain / SS Showrrea
IF Votto Loco / LF K Davis / CF Cespedes / RF Joey Bats / Util Beltran

BN Zobrist / Dan Murphy / Santana / Revere / Fowler
DL Profar


SP Mad Max / Dark Knight / Arrieta / Klu-bot / Hammels
RP Cpt K / Miller Time / Ramos / Osuna / Doolittle

#18 Flyman75

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Posted 07 August 2014 - 11:09 PM

Lifetime achievement award would have to go to Mark Prior, who would then thank Dusty Baker during his speech.

And if he played baseball I'm sure Chris Chandler would have gotten a concussion in the on deck circle.


As a Saints fan, this made me laugh out loud.


Lol. Bobby Hebert was freaking Brett Favre compared to that guy. He'd get concussions when no one touched him while he was sliding out of bounds on his stomach.


Haha! The breeze from a DE running by him would knock him unconscious. :D

His nickname was Chris Chandelier.

Edited by Flyman75, 07 August 2014 - 11:10 PM.

12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 8 keepers (Start 2 SP, 2 RP, 4 P). 

C: Carlos Santana, Kyle Schwarber

1B: Paul Goldschmidt...3B: Kris Bryant...CI: David Ortiz

2B: Kolten Wong...SS: Jose Reyes...MI: Jung Ho Kang

OF: Carlos Gomez, Cameron Maybin, Yasiel Puig, Michael Taylor, Aaron Hicks...UT: Ian Desmond

BN: Mitch Moreland (1B), Maikel Franco (3B), Odubel Herrera (2B,SS,OF), Kyle Schwarber (C,OF), Devon Travis (2B-DL), Corey Dickerson (OF-DL), George Springer (OF-DL)

SP: James Shields, Scott Kazmir, Edinson Volquez, Mark Buerhle, Erasmo Ramirez, Chris Tillman, Patrick Corbin, Drew Smyly (DL)

RP: Zach Britton, Kenley Jansen, Cody Allen, Brad Ziegler, Wade Davis, Carson Smith

 

12-team mixed, Traditional 5x5 roto, 4 keepers (Start 4 SP, 3 RP, 3 P).

C: Salvador Perez

1B: Edwin Encarnacion...2B: Odubel Herrera...3B: Todd Frazier...SS: Alexei Ramirez

OF: Aaron Hicks, Ben Paulson, Matt Kemp...UT: Ryan Howard, Jung Ho Kang

BN: Kolten Wong (2B), Ian Desmond (SS), Michael Taylor (OF), Cameron Maybin (OF), Devon Travis (2B-DL)

SP: Sonny Gray, Dallas Keuchel, Cole Hamels, Scott Kazmir, Jake Arrieta, Aaron Nola

RP: Jeurys Familia, Mark Melancon, Cody Allen, Carson Smith, Arodys Vizcaino, Mark Lowe


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 12:17 AM

Logan Morrison, Corey Hart, Grady Sizemore, Franklin Gutierrez, Michael Saunders

oh look at that, four Mariners. hmmm

Yahoo! H2H 12-team 5x5 OBP

C - Kyle Schwarber
1B - Eric Hosmer
2B - Kolten Wong
SS - Jed Lowrie
3B - Nolan Arenado
OF - Jose Bautista, Billy Burns, David Peralta
Util - Alcides Escobar, Kris Bryant
Bench -Victor Martinez, Khris Davis, Chris Coghlan

SP - Jake Arrieta, Alex Wood, James Shields, Sonny Gray, Jordan Zimmermann, Danny Salazar, Drew Smyly
RP - Luke Gregerson, Zach Britton, Ken Giles, Greg Holland, Bruce Rondon, Shawn Tolleson

 

DL - Adam Wainwright, Corey Dickerson 


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Posted 08 August 2014 - 12:18 AM

Logan Morrison, Corey Hart, Grady Sizemore, Franklin Gutierrez, Michael Saunders

oh look at that, four Mariners. hmmm

Gutierrez is a very good one.
6 player keeper-14 team 6x6 (R, H, HR, RBI, SB, BB) x (W, SV, HLD, ERA, K, QS)

C- molina
1B- Rizzo (K)
2B- Kipnis
3B- Seager (K)
SS- Reyes
OF- Gomez (K), Harper (K), Gardner
Util- Pollock, Cain
BN-,
SP-Price,Richards, Wood (K), Ross, Quintana,latos, Garcia
RP- Mcgee, Boxberger,tolleson, hector rondon, mujica siegrist, neshek, pomeranz
DL- Pineda
Protected prospects up to 162 games played at MLB level- Story, Addison Russell, Severino, Schwarber