grandersonHOF2032
Oct 27 2008, 08:41 PM
Dude sucks. At the very least he needs to shut up.
Sherlock
Oct 27 2008, 08:46 PM
It would be un-American of me not to sign this petition.
Get him off MNF now!
stevemann
Oct 27 2008, 08:50 PM
QUOTE (grandersonHOF2032 @ Oct 27 2008, 08:41 PM)

Dude sucks. At the very least he needs to shut the fu*k up.
I agree...he is terrible. I do like him on PTI but i think that has more to do with Wilbon's awesomness then Kornheiser. Sometimes i wonder if knows ANYTHING about REAL football...
jrmjr
Oct 27 2008, 08:54 PM
He is the worst......Dennis Miller where are you??
GGGMEN
Oct 27 2008, 09:07 PM
he even admitted on PTI that he is not funny on monday night football + he knows nothing about football
the guy sucks get him out of there
Atari123
Oct 27 2008, 09:10 PM
Yeah, he is brutal. Why of all people would they pick him to be on MNF?
ScottyDog
Oct 27 2008, 09:11 PM
Where do I sign? I agree. He is not very knowledgeable, and just plain annoying.
QUOTE (GGGMEN @ Oct 27 2008, 10:07 PM)

he even admitted on PTI that he is not funny on monday night football + he knows nothing about football
the guy sucks get him out of there
bigdirty
Oct 27 2008, 09:21 PM
QUOTE (jrmjr @ Oct 27 2008, 08:54 PM)

He is the worst......Dennis Miller where are you??
I was going to say that if anyone makes me want Miller back there must be a problem
mike100
Oct 27 2008, 09:26 PM
yea he is terrible and you ever see those outfits he wears on PTI when they do it from Monday Night Football..
ciderjack6
Oct 27 2008, 09:27 PM
I still like him better than the talking heads that do the pregame show
Ryudop
Oct 27 2008, 09:33 PM
Sign me up.
os_gamejunkie
Oct 27 2008, 09:35 PM
I haven't seen him on MNF since I'm overseas, but I assume he's on the program for personality not insight - that's what the other guys are for.
Love the penguin dance FWIW.
muslimman
Oct 27 2008, 09:51 PM
*Sign*
*Double Sign*
*Triple Sign*
*Quadruple Sign*
*Super sign*
irish12
Oct 27 2008, 10:03 PM
hes a totally different personality on MNF than PTI
hes more entertaining on PTI where he tries to be insightful and make bold statements on MNF
Biggz
Oct 27 2008, 10:09 PM
I've been saying this for a while...
- Biggz <--- Thats my signature.
the_good_mike
Oct 27 2008, 10:11 PM
i think we agree he needs to go but who would we replace him with?
my vote, Larry David.
Dinger
Oct 27 2008, 10:43 PM
That whole crew is horrible.
#1Stunna
Oct 27 2008, 10:57 PM
Don't ever mention Dennis Miller's name again, it might come true. What they need to realize is people are going to watch football or they aren't. Stop trying to gain mainstream appeal by having personalities in the booth, it's not attracting viewers who ordinarily wouldn't watch anyway. And treat the people who are going to watch with enough respect to have a reputable group of people commentating. Not to hijack the thread, but my favorite announcers of all time were Merlin Olson, Don Criqui, Bob Trumpy and Dick Enberg. Those guys were awesome, not like the clowns they have today. I also liked ESPN's former trio of Theisman, Mcguire, and Tirico.
cizastro
Oct 27 2008, 11:07 PM
I happen to find Tony Kornheiser both very entertaining and very informative.
If anything, they should fire the other two and let him run the show alone.
I'm sorry, I couldn't even type that with a straight face....
rkapur1016
Oct 27 2008, 11:16 PM
QUOTE (#1Stunna @ Oct 27 2008, 08:57 PM)

I also liked ESPN's former trio of Theisman, Mcguire, and Tirico.
I hated Theisman as well. Maybe not as much as Miller or Kornheiser, but he sucked too. Any man who would change the prononciation of his name to rhyme with Hesimann is joke....but at least he didn't try to make out with Suzy Kolber.
#1Stunna
Oct 27 2008, 11:47 PM
QUOTE (rkapur1016 @ Oct 27 2008, 09:16 PM)

I hated Theisman as well. Maybe not as much as Miller or Kornheiser, but he sucked too. Any man who would change the prononciation of his name to rhyme with Hesimann is joke....but at least he didn't try to make out with Suzy Kolber.
I don't care for Theisman, but as a whole I thought the trio worked well together.
tatddy
Oct 28 2008, 12:22 AM
I agree, they chose the wrong PTI guy for MNF. Not that'd I'd choose Wilbon, but he's a major upgrade over Korneiser. But so is silence. Signed...
ozzie_97
Oct 28 2008, 12:53 AM
This is the greatest single thread I have ever seen. Sign me up. I enjoy Daryl "moose" johnston myself. Tirico is pretty legit for what he does, Jaws is OK but kornheiser blows
the_good_mike
Oct 28 2008, 01:14 AM
is bryant gumbel returning to thursday night football? if so, can we start hie petition thread now or do we have to wait until we hear his voice first?
bradleyc024
Oct 28 2008, 01:30 AM
QUOTE (the_good_mike @ Oct 28 2008, 06:14 AM)

is bryant gumbel returning to thursday night football? if so, can we start hie petition thread now or do we have to wait until we hear his voice first?
Bob Papa is the new play by play guy on NFL network. He will now be along side of Collinsworth.
illafied
Oct 28 2008, 02:02 AM
keep kornheiser, hire wilbon, fire tirico
Spike11
Oct 28 2008, 02:05 AM
signed.... can I vote more than once??
ScottyDog
Oct 28 2008, 02:17 AM
I could not agree more with you. I thought Joe Theisman was AWFUL as an commentator. Just plain awful. He was a good player though. I will NEVER forget watching his tibia bone explode out through his sock after LT came crashing in on his leg. That is an image I will have forever.
QUOTE (rkapur1016 @ Oct 28 2008, 12:16 AM)

I hated Theisman as well. Maybe not as much as Miller or Kornheiser, but he sucked too. Any man who would change the prononciation of his name to rhyme with Hesimann is joke....but at least he didn't try to make out with Suzy Kolber.
sfdevil
Oct 28 2008, 03:24 AM
*writes a script that signs the petition 2^32 times*
ESPN just ruined MNF. it's sad, but it's true
Hendrix
Oct 28 2008, 04:59 AM
Let's get John Madden back, wait no even better, let's get frank caliendo to do his John Madden impression all night.
agonzbomz
Oct 28 2008, 05:12 AM
replace him with mike &/or mike
os_gamejunkie
Oct 28 2008, 05:12 AM
QUOTE (illafied @ Oct 28 2008, 02:02 AM)

keep kornheiser, hire wilbon, fire tirico
Or hire Lee Corso.

Love that guy.
Doctor L
Oct 28 2008, 05:56 AM
LOL, it took you guys 2 months into the regular season to finally figure out he needs to be fired? I think this thread should've been made a long time ago.
*Signed*
Tone81
Oct 28 2008, 07:57 AM
Signed.
Kornheiser is OK on PTI, but he adds nothing to the MNF broadcast. While we're signing petitions, we might as well add Jaworski to the list. At least he knows about football, but he really annoys me with his lame jokes, laughing at Kornheiser's lame jokes, and his fashionable woman glasses.
They need to get Singletary in there to give them a talking-to.
MetsSox
Oct 28 2008, 08:47 AM
I agree, out with the Kornhole!
Dallas Billboy
Oct 28 2008, 10:34 AM
i really wish they would have a team of Cornheiser, Stuart Scott, and Chris Berman calling every game. that way going back to work the next day would be relatively painless.
Fugge
Oct 28 2008, 10:37 AM
Put Dicky V. on MNF
jspeed
Oct 28 2008, 10:48 AM
QUOTE (#1Stunna @ Oct 27 2008, 10:57 PM)

... I also liked ESPN's former trio of Theisman, Mcguire, and Tirico.
That was the worst announcing team ever. Theisman is a complete idiot and Mcguire pretty much was obsolete once they started putting the yellow 1st down line on the screen.
I sign this petition also. I lived in DC for many years and Korheiser's column rarely or never had any sports related content. He had a radio show which was kind of entertaining, but again in a non-sports kind of way. The guy is just there to relate to the casual football fans. He says stupid stuff like "Nashville is a small market so if TEN doesn't win tonight, the rest of the country will not take them seriously." or ... "I know this is only week 4, but this is a MUST WIN game for the Saints". What kind of BS is that?
Just tell your jokes doofus. Don't try to talk sports, you might hurt yourself.
Z06vette
Oct 28 2008, 11:00 AM
QUOTE (#1Stunna @ Oct 27 2008, 11:57 PM)

Don't ever mention Dennis Miller's name again, it might come true. What they need to realize is people are going to watch football or they aren't. Stop trying to gain mainstream appeal by having personalities in the booth, it's not attracting viewers who ordinarily wouldn't watch anyway. And treat the people who are going to watch with enough respect to have a reputable group of people commentating. Not to hijack the thread, but my favorite announcers of all time were Merlin Olson, Don Criqui, Bob Trumpy and Dick Enberg. Those guys were awesome, not like the clowns they have today. I also liked ESPN's former trio of Theisman, Mcguire, and Tirico.
Love hearing this guy call a game, brings excitement to a game like being there live.
rkapur1016
Oct 28 2008, 11:49 AM
QUOTE (Hendrix @ Oct 28 2008, 02:59 AM)

Let's get John Madden back, wait no even better, let's get frank caliendo to do his John Madden impression all night.
The Frank TV commercials are even more annoying than Kornheiser & Miller combined. I hate the commercials; they ruin the playoff games on TBS b/c they are on in each and every break.
easyonthecheese
Oct 28 2008, 12:01 PM
Signed.
Just put a normal Play by Play and color-guy team out there like they do for normal games. Nobody watches MNF for the commentary.
Ditto on the Gumbel thoughts. I really hope he isn't back this year...
STL
Oct 28 2008, 03:11 PM
Signed..
And this isn't the first fire TK thread.. others have been moved to off topic which leads me to believe that the mods agree with this as well.
He is absolutely horrible in the booth. Out of touch with the game, the players, fans, and just plain brutal to listen to. I would rather listen to Pam Ward call the game by herself.
I know Collinsworth is an NBC guy and does Thurs games on NFL network, but all ESPN needs is a 2 man booth with someone of Collinsworth's ilk to go with Tirico or whomever.
And no to Mike and Mike. The booth of Mike, Mike, and Mike is horrendous. There are Tues night college games with better announcing teams.
JoeyGathright2
Oct 28 2008, 05:51 PM
Bring Jesse Palmer, the bachelor to MNF .... hes probably my favorite analyst right now. Very informative and speaks well ... Herbstreet as well but he probably wouldnt be as good in the NFL
Tom Brady
Oct 28 2008, 06:35 PM
It's his tendency to try and make everything that happens during a game seem far more dramatic than it actually is that annoys me the most. The little pre-game speech things he does before each game are the same way. A team will come out and cough the ball up and he'll act like it's the most earth-shattering event in NFL history. He just tries too hard.
I like Jaws, and I don't mind Tirico, but Kornheiser needs some work.
Or he could just be fired; that works too.
XUmuskies
Oct 28 2008, 07:26 PM
SIGNED!
Id rather have them bring Michael Wilbon on there over TKorny.
What Id really like to see is Gus Johnson announcing a football game, OH BOY... that'd be fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJfQqvVg24...feature=related
ponchsox
Oct 28 2008, 07:38 PM
I think he's done after this year. He isn't funny and just makes stupid comments. Ever since Dennis Miller the funny sidekick has bombed.
3 times 2nd
Oct 28 2008, 07:47 PM
What ever happened to Marv Albert? He still bitting butts?
MontyBrns9
Oct 29 2008, 09:12 AM
I went to high school with his daughter. Small school, a place where everyone knew each other a little too well. Yeah it's true, he's pretty impossible to deal with in real life as well.
But I do have a hilarious not-safe-for-this board story about his daughter though... wonder if we can use it to blackmail him to get off the air
#1Stunna
Oct 29 2008, 12:43 PM
QUOTE (MontyBrns9 @ Oct 29 2008, 07:12 AM)

I went to high school with his daughter. Small school, a place where everyone knew each other a little too well. Yeah it's true, he's pretty impossible to deal with in real life as well.
But I do have a hilarious not-safe-for-this board story about his daughter though... wonder if we can use it to blackmail him to get off the air

That story must be posted immediately!
Hokie79
Oct 29 2008, 01:33 PM
I enjoy his articles, and I really like PTI, but I agree he SUCKS as a commentator. Never really offers any insight, generally just asks Jaws dumb questions, which he then has to respond to instead of breaking down the game. Jaws and Tirico probably can't stand him.
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