Anyone have any idea where I could get a life size cutout of Sly Stallone in Cliffhanger? I know this sounds wierd but my buddy is getting married and I wanna get him something hilarious. The Cliffhanger thing is an inside joke obviously.

Also does anyone know where to get "cheap" Cristal? Probably won't end up getting any of this unless I can get it for about half of what Ive been seeing it go for.

This is the best I could find: http://www.moviegoods.com/movie_poster/cliffhanger_1993.htm

The cheap Cristal not so much.

Get his ass drunk on cheap spirits and beer and get him Asti. He'll never know the difference.

I doubt too many guys would know the difference period. Here's the description I found when I wanted to see how much Cristal cost ($220 in the place I saw it) : Roederer Cristal 750ml
Sku: 3450

It packs in compound layers of citrus, vanilla, pear and nutmeg that harmonize and linger on the finish. Beautifully suited for the best of all occasions and celebrations.




I don't know about anyone else, but my palate isn't complex enough to comment on the compound layers of citrus, etc. Is it bubbly? That's the only criteria you need for most people and champagne.

You could take a magic marker to the "ino" of this bottle . Break it out when you're all wasted and I'm sure no one will notice.

http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.as...;ProductID=1048

Pop the cristal...ino

Lol that would be classic! I actually might do that to go along with my Sly Stallone standup, which I did find a place that will do custom.

LOL, that would be pretty classic if you did the cliffhanger piece AND the Cristal-ino. I've actually had that bottle and it's not too bad. If you have a Costco in your area and you have access they have great, true Champagnes for really good prices. That would be my advice. Here's a couple that you could never go wrong with:

Dom Perignon (1999) $119
Veuve Clicquot Yellow Label Brut $35
Moet & Chandon Imperial OR White Star $30

If you don't have access to a Costco, Sam's Club usually has comprable prices and brands. Have fun at the wedding!!

The only way you could get a giant Cliffhanger is to pay 170 bucks or so on Fathead.com They do look awesome as I had one made of me and my son golfing together from his first time ever out and it is in his room. Quite awesome actually.