Am I the only one here who gets extremely annoyed when someone you don't know tries to make casual talk when you're taking a leak? Hell, if it were up to me I probably wouldn't even talk to the people I do know.

You guys with or against me?

Ray- What the f*ck is wrong with you?

(*shakes* Zips up. Walks to sink.)

If you ever come to the east coast, I'm gonna pelt you with used urinal cakes as soon as you get off the plane.

You got to be kidding me! Do you guys get all weird when you're in estrus or something?

Granted, I'm an old man compared to you cats. I was regularly going to rock shows at 13 and that was...a long time ago. In the 70s people dealt drugs, did drugs, threw up drugs regularly in bathrooms. The guy talking in the stall next to you was just as likely having a discussion with the sani-tablet he was p*ssing on as saying anything directly to you. Dudes in toilet stalls would be having conversations with hallucinatory representations of long dead relatives. It came to be a relief when the cat at the urinal next to you actually made a comment that was meant to be heard by someone other than an invisible friend, even if it was usually some stupid joke like "Water sure is cold tonight".

Hit the ignore function.

If I ever come to the East Coast it will mean that the part of California I was living in at the time just slid into the Pacific Ocean.

In other words, you pelting me with your lunch would be the least of my worries.










(EDIT:Made my emoticon and hadn't even written the punchline. Makes a little more sense now.)

Dammit, you win haha.

I gotta say, I find bathroom chatter very annoying.

I am stunned.
I'm serious gents. Maybe it's a regional, almost "cultural" thing. I long ago inured to "Chatter Heads". This is really kind of nutty to me.

Here in California I'd be bleeding from my eyes if I let it annoy me. You cannot attend any type of event without getting yakked at a few times: Concerts, Sporting events, Air travel, Restaurants, Doctor's Appointments- I'm serious.

I'm much more annoyed by homeless people who clean your windshield with old newspapers. Get to a thrift store and use a couple bucks to buy a t-shirt, people!

That's good, because that's all I had.

I just don't want to talk to another dude when I have my c**k in my hand. Plain and simple.

On a related note, do you always take the first or last urinal in a row so you can't be surrounded? Am I the only person who hates it when there isn't a divider in between? What about the person who decided to reach in there at one time to put that sticker of Bush, Bin Laden, or the Red Sox logo.....why would you reach your hand into a urinal if you weren't the janitor?

These are the things I want to know

I find it a bit awkward as well.

I always go for the end too if available... And hate it when theydont have c*** blockers.

Little awkward for me also...and yes, I always head for the end urinals. Something is always a little weird about standing in between 2 fellas with their cocks outs.

Though, I must say, sometimes I catch myself in the bathroom with only a one or a couple other fellas and while I am washing my hands or they are washing their hands, it isn't nearly as uncomfortable to have general conversation as long as the parties are doing 2 different things, which goes back to both people not having their cocks out at the same time. Keep in mind this is all strangers, people I know it's a little different. I don't mind having convo with someone I know, or at least I don't feel awkward about it.

Anyone ever have that talkative guy next to him that appears to be struggling to piss or is having an orgasm while talking? Like while he is pissing he is speaking and his voice goes up and down or sounds forced? That is the guy that creeps me out.

Ray doesn't like when the urinals don't have dividers because he can't help himself but to take a peak at the dudes next to him. Once he does that, he has to do the lean over method..if you know what I mean...

I hate when people try to talk to me when I'm pissing because if I get sidetracked I might get it all over myself.

its just not right.

I think Ballparks and Bars/Clubs bathrooms are exempt as people are usually drunk and feel the need to converse, but yeah...don't talk to me.

I'm actually getting annoyed lately from people entering an elevator and telling me what floor to push for them..."3rd floor please." What am I, a friggin' dumb waiter?

You boys that wish for dividers between urinals are lucky you never showed up at the old Winnipeg Arena. There were no urinals in any of the men's washrooms. There were troughs! I sh*t you not. All the free wall space was lined with a trough, so more people could piss in less time. Never mind the awkwardness of the guy next to you striking up a conversation, imagine his shoulder overlapped with yours!!!! The drunks would just squeeze in as tight as they could!

Not fun!

Most of the older stadiums were like that. Only thing that could save you was a wide stance

I guess i'm in the minority bc when i checked this thread i was going to say the same thing as above. I find if someone usually makes a joke or says something in a bathroom, it's usually bc they're hammered and it's to the general mass. If they're not hammered and they're just trying to start a 1:1 conversation at a urinal then we have a problem.

So i guess i'm 50/50. If everyone's loaded and someone says something crass then whatever, if you're just trying to chat, then stay on your side of the divider or there could be an issue.

One simple rule. When I'm holding me, you don't talk to me.

You all should feel priveliged, most of the bathrooms i encounter in the jersey area dont even have dividers, you just gotta lean close to the urinal if you want any privacy.

But that's nothing compared to the bathrooms at Penn University's football/track stadium. It's literally just a wall. Most people, if they didnt get a corner spot to go, theyd just wait for a stall. Ull probably never see lines for stalls like you would there. And most of em werent drunk and not lookin to drop a duece either. lol

Depends where you go. The bathroom in my offices at work (which is the primary bathroom that I use aside from the one in my home) has urinals with the dividers, but theres certainly plenty without them, like most of the bars I go to, for example.

McAfee Colisseum still is like that. I've never had much of a problem though, considering nobody goes to A's games anyway.

Sounds similar to the tubs in Wrigley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MHtx1nwFow

I went to Daytona a few times and it was like that. It was terrible you could look straight forward and you would still see it so you would close your eyes just so you don't see anything.......

I've been to a few stadiums where it's just a trough that stretches the whole wall of the Guy's room, talk about questioning whether you REALLY gotta go or not.

I think we should envoke a new unwritten man law and pee on people who talk in the bathroom.


Sandman, click my link above... it's literally a 6 second clip.

I was just about to post this...

Futbol fans love their team.

Wow, yeah...That's exactly what I'm talking about. And that dude has some balls to do that.

I think it's more so that he lacks something, rather then has balls haha.

Haha, We'll assume this was not during the 1st inning, more like around the 7th...

Does that apply to me if I like to belt out Chappelle as R. Kelly, "Gonna piss on you" at the top of my lungs?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I think that warrants a pass