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Proteus last won the day on October 13 2014

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  1. Kareem Hunt 2017 Outlook

    Rookie wall not a myth?
  2. JD McKissic 2017 Season Outlook

    In a desperate move, I am thinking of starting him and Lockett, but only because my opponent starts Russ W. This is my Tom Hanks at the end of Saving Pvt. Ryan moment with the pistol to get a playoff spot.
  3. Carson Wentz 2017 Season Outlook

    Sorry guys. I got him in a trade. Compound fracture incoming. On dropback #1.
  4. Derrick Henry 2017 Outlook

    Go ahead and tell yourself that story. It’s not as if you have better options or will listen to good advice anyway, ya schmuck.
  5. Derrick Henry 2017 Outlook

    Uptick in usage on a short week?
  6. Rex Burkhead 2017 Outlook

    We need a term for this. The fantasy “bends”? Vincent Jackson-itis Here’s how it goes: 1. He scores big. 2. He’s on your bench. 3. You chase those points and play him the next week. 4. He lays a fat dud. 5. You bench him. 6. He scores big. Enjoy. It’s hell.
  7. CJ Anderson 2017 season outlook

    Yes. And if I miss on one of the ones I want I will drop him just so I can pick him up and drop him again. And again, until he shatters on the sidewalk.
  8. Rod Smith 2017 Season Outlook

    I added in dynasty on the 100% chance that Zeke has another off season dustup with hitting women, crashing cars, hitting vape stores, pulling up women’s shirts, or drives a car through a vape shop while hitting a women and pulling up her shirt.
  9. 2017 Vent & Rant Thread

    This weekend pushed me into the "I hope (FILL IN NAME OF BREAKOUT STUD I MISSED ON WHILE DRAFTING/PICKING UP SOME OTHER USELESS SCHLUB) breaks his GD tibia" zone. Oh come on it's a bone break. I'm not made of stone.
  10. MVP of first half of season

    Pryor Richard Pryor, who cheers me up every time I think about pissing away a 4th round pick on Tyrelle Pryor.
  11. Second Half Studs

    Ted Ginn Kenny Stills Studs may be over blown, but every week starters in all formats. I predict. Today. At least this part of today. Maybe. Not. No I'll stay on maybe.
  12. Terrelle Pryor 2017 Season Outlook

    Must’ve been some real sandlot s--- we were seeing last year. What a mirage
  13. 10.23.17: MNF! Washington DC @ Philadelphia

    That’s been the story of the whole season. a friggin fade
  14. 10.23.17: MNF! Washington DC @ Philadelphia

    The last of the Pryor faithful will be dropping this week?
  15. Derrick Henry 2017 Outlook

    This is how an unwarranted “injury prone” label destroys your team, even if you don’t own the “injury prone” player.