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Proteus last won the day on October 13 2014

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  1. Darren McFadden 2017 Season Outlook

    I wouldn’t get too excited. Right now he doesn’t have to disclose how badly injured he got announcing his retirement.
  2. 2017 Rotoworld Mock Real League

    If it makes you feel any better, I have been snakebit all season. In a 14 team $500 buy in. Started 6-1. I'm now 6-6. I think drafting in this league put the goocher on both of us.
  3. Josh Gordon 2017 Season Outlook

    3 years worth of positive touchdown regression incoming. Because that's how the universe works according to the expert analysts. This is gonna Bobby Boucher stuff.
  4. Kareem Hunt 2017 Outlook

    Rookie wall not a myth?
  5. JD McKissic 2017 Season Outlook

    In a desperate move, I am thinking of starting him and Lockett, but only because my opponent starts Russ W. This is my Tom Hanks at the end of Saving Pvt. Ryan moment with the pistol to get a playoff spot.
  6. Carson Wentz 2017 Season Outlook

    Sorry guys. I got him in a trade. Compound fracture incoming. On dropback #1.
  7. Derrick Henry 2017 Outlook

    Go ahead and tell yourself that story. It’s not as if you have better options or will listen to good advice anyway, ya schmuck.
  8. Derrick Henry 2017 Outlook

    Uptick in usage on a short week?
  9. Rex Burkhead 2017 Outlook

    We need a term for this. The fantasy “bends”? Vincent Jackson-itis Here’s how it goes: 1. He scores big. 2. He’s on your bench. 3. You chase those points and play him the next week. 4. He lays a fat dud. 5. You bench him. 6. He scores big. Enjoy. It’s hell.
  10. CJ Anderson 2017 season outlook

    Yes. And if I miss on one of the ones I want I will drop him just so I can pick him up and drop him again. And again, until he shatters on the sidewalk.
  11. Rod Smith 2017 Season Outlook

    I added in dynasty on the 100% chance that Zeke has another off season dustup with hitting women, crashing cars, hitting vape stores, pulling up women’s shirts, or drives a car through a vape shop while hitting a women and pulling up her shirt.
  12. 2017 Vent & Rant Thread

    This weekend pushed me into the "I hope (FILL IN NAME OF BREAKOUT STUD I MISSED ON WHILE DRAFTING/PICKING UP SOME OTHER USELESS SCHLUB) breaks his GD tibia" zone. Oh come on it's a bone break. I'm not made of stone.
  13. MVP of first half of season

    Pryor Richard Pryor, who cheers me up every time I think about pissing away a 4th round pick on Tyrelle Pryor.
  14. Second Half Studs

    Ted Ginn Kenny Stills Studs may be over blown, but every week starters in all formats. I predict. Today. At least this part of today. Maybe. Not. No I'll stay on maybe.
  15. Terrelle Pryor 2017 Season Outlook

    Must’ve been some real sandlot s--- we were seeing last year. What a mirage