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  1. Mar/April Closer Thread 2018

    Fernando Rodney has Russian pee bed pics of every MLB manager. Doubt his job security at your own risk.
  2. Jameson Taillon 2018 Outlook

    Also, how does this dude only have 6 posts since Spring Training and is still rocking his first page? I got him as my seventh pitcher. I think fools forget how Cyborg this guy went last year. Had a nut removed due to cancer and then came back like, what, 5 weeks later, and pitched well. This guy eats nails for breakfast. I have so much respect for him it's hard for me to find a properly hyperbolic analogy. If I fell off a building I'm pretty sure Jameson Taillon would catch me before I hit the ground. I'm rooting for this guy so much and hope he straight mows the league down. There's nothing that could happen that would cause me to cut him from my team. Even if, heaven forbid, he got some injury that forced him to miss serious time, I still wouldn't cut him because Taillon ju-ju alone is enough to push my team over the hump.
  3. Jameson Taillon 2018 Outlook

    I heart you, Garlando.
  4. Shohei Ohtani 2018 Outlook

    I'd much rather have 2 Ohtanis in my weekly league. At least I'd be able to use his bat, which is more valuable than my worst starting bat. But really, he should be coded to receive both groups of points in one roster slot, except the major platforms got together beforehand and agreed none of them would do it since it would be a ton of work just for one player so now everyone with Ohtani is getting porked in some way or another. And I'm paying $150 because... ?
  5. Greg Holland 2018 Outlook

    Anyone hear when he might become active?
  6. Off-season Closer Thread 2017/18

    I'm adding SF to the list of Phil Donahue Shows.
  7. Off-season Closer Thread 2017/18

    Juice: 1 League mates: 0
  8. Off-season Closer Thread 2017/18

    We're getting down to it now so wanted to just take a moment and say thanks to those of you that take the time to make this thread what it is. It's definitely one of my secret weapons during the season and I provide absolutely nothing substantial to it so those that do have my gratitude. Let's all remember to use the STAR that's located directly to the left of this thread's title out on the forum page. That will take you directly to the last post you read so you can pick up where you left off and not be one of those pudding eaters that just hops in and says "what's with Player X?" when player X was talked about all throughout the previous page. Hugs and kisses, xoxoxoxoxoxoxo Juice
  9. Off-season Closer Thread 2017/18

    Ugh, Texas. I think, as a rule, from now on I'm just staying away from any bullpen that has at least 3 pitchers in contention to be the closer. It's just too much drama and it always seems to invariably lead to instant speculation even after they "named" a closer that one of the other two is waiting in the wings. I declare, from this day forth and for all of eternity, such a set of circumstances in fantasy baseball shall now be known as a Phil Donahue Show.
  10. David Dahl 2018 Outlook

    Dahl really tied that outfield together.
  11. Jakob Junis 2018 Outlook

    Is he 100% in the rotation? You guys have me at the ticket counter, ready to purchase. I'm just checking and confirming the schedule for the Ju-Ju Train.
  12. Jose Martinez 2018 Outlook

    That video is juicy.
  13. Off-season Closer Thread 2017/18

    What would give anyone the idea that Bradley would close in AZ? They used him in the super relief role last season and brought in two guys in the offseason with closer experience. I know people WANT Bradley to close -- a lot of us wanted him to close last year, too -- but nothing that's transpired since last year suggests AZ is thinking about that.
  14. Amir Garrett 2018 Outlook

    If the fastball gains are legit, this might be something. His fastball was his downfall last year. I'm getting that tingling feeling inside my sweatpants.
  15. Luke Weaver 2018 Outlook

    I came here to overreact to Spring Training numbers and chew gum. Looks like I'm just about out of...... oops, nevermind, still got plenty of gum. Carry on.