Axe Elf

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  1. 2018 Dream Draft

    You can quit ƒucking with my posts any time now.
  2. 2018 Dream Draft

    Well when the dude is peacocking around behind lies, he's gonna get his face rubbed in the truth. I just showed the sequence of posts which proved that he was lying. I guess if anyone wants to see for themselves, they can see Ponza's "Rate It! First PPR Draft of the Season" thread in the Assistant Coach forum.
  3. I dunno... Do you think Dante Pettis will be available?
  4. Dynasty Draft Strategy WHIR

    Get the best, youngest players you can.
  5. 2018 Dream Draft

    I don't usually do snake drafts, but I only had a short time to draft tonight, so I relented. I think maybe I nailed the Dream Draft in the process. 10 Team PPR Best-Ball League. I was sitting there with the #2 overall pick, all ready to take Zeke, and then the #1 pick didn't show up and autodrafted David Johnson. Merry Christmas to me! QB: Andrew Luck (9) 11.2, Derek Carr (7) 13.2, Ryan Tannehill (11) 20.9 RB: Todd Gurley (12) 1.2, Jay Ajayi (9) 4.9, Marshawn Lynch (7) 8.9, Marlon Mack (9) 9.2, Ty Montgomery (7) 14.9 WR: Mike Evans (5) 2.9, Larry Fitzgerald (9) 3.2, T.Y. Hilton (9) 5.2, Pierre Garcon (11) 6.9, Jordy Nelson (7) 10.9, Martavis Bryant (7) 15.2 TE: Greg Olsen (4) 7.2, Benjamin Watson (6) 17.2 K: Detroit Lions (6) 18.9, San Francisco 49ers (11) 19.2 DST: Jacksonville Jaguars (9) 12.9, Baltimore Ravens (10) 16.9 It's probably a better team than could be assembled in an auction draft.
  6. 2018 Biggest Busts

    Except for Watkins having 3 times as many TDs.
  7. Most improved defenses 2018

    That's probly why you listened for once.
  8. 2018 Biggest Busts

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What are you, Tyrod's cousin or something? Spin it all you like, Benjamin was a strong WR2 in Carolina and waiver wire fodder in Buffalo. Based on his numbers through 6 games, Benjamin would have posted 43 receptions for 579 yards and 3 TDs through a full 16 games.
  9. Most improved defenses 2018

    See? Good things happen when you listen to Axe Elf. San Francisco will be the surprise this season. Not as elite as the Jags, but start-worthy in most leagues.
  10. Most improved defenses 2018

    See? Good things happen when you listen to Axe Elf. San Francisco will be the surprise this season. Not as elite as the Jags, but start-worthy in most leagues.
  11. Tarik Cohen 2018 Outlook

    Half of the truth is all of a lie. People like to crow about "Black '16" when 40% of the players drafted in Axe Elf's 50 Draft Masters teams on RT Sports went down for the year, and of course in a Draft Masters league, there's nothing one can do about it but move on to next year. 1 of his 4 managed teams on RT Sports that year finished tied for the best W-L record in the league, with more total points than the team he was tied with, but thanks to their wack seeding criteria, that team didn't make the playoffs. And that's why Axe Elf doesn't play managed leagues on RT Sports any more. The vast majority of Axe Elf's managed leagues from the late 90s to the current day have taken place on Yahoo and ESPN, but it's more fun to laugh at Axe Elf for one year's worth of Draft Masters disasters on a single site and ignore his record in managed leagues on other platforms for the past 20 years.
  12. Tarik Cohen 2018 Outlook

    Dude, if I'm making a point about the reliability of Axe Elf's predictions in the past, then past predictions that worked out are the best evidence. Now go sober up, and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
  13. Tarik Cohen 2018 Outlook

    You and RMJ both work for the Department of Irrelevancy?
  14. Tarik Cohen 2018 Outlook

    Poker is a more reliable source of income. If fantasy football became work, it wouldn't be fun any more; I'd rather keep it at the hobby level.
  15. Tarik Cohen 2018 Outlook

    Those were Axe Elf calls in 2016. Crowell finished as the RB15 and Cousins was the QB5.