It's going to be quite awhile before this team is even respectable. Booker's comments about being super team in the near future is straight up delusional; made me chuckle last week. Bless him though.
If the Suns were serious about winning at this current moment, Holmes would be getting a lot more minutes. Maybe even a split. That illness report may very well be a front, and that wouldn't be shocking.
I remember Phoenix hosted a pizza party for a little kid like a month ago who was abandoned by his classmates. It's just a little kid, so he doesn't know any better, but if they offer a grown adult free VIP passes, they're probably be skeptical, might or might not go; make up some excuse to reject the offer. The team is that bad.