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I'll kick it off.........

There once was a man from Nantucket.

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oh god, u dont know what i was about to post. so ill stick with an easy one

"He had just bought a Red Sox ticket." B)

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oh god, u dont know what i was about to post. so ill stick with an easy one

"He had just bought a Red Sox ticket." B)

but was sadened to find out the season was already completed.

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but was sadened to find out the season was already completed.

So in a seemingly split-second motion, he roundhouse kicked the hobo that sold him the fake ticket in the face.

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So in a seemingly split-second motion, he roundhouse kicked the hobo that sold him the fake ticket in the face.

Clouds started to form...

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So in a seemingly split-second motion, he roundhouse kicked the hobo that sold him the fake ticket in the face.

causing the hobo to morph into a ninja warrior.

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causing the hobo to morph into a ninja warrior.

Lightning struck near the ninja, and Chuck Norris was summoned from the heavens for a battle of the titans.

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Lightning struck near the ninja, and Chuck Norris was summoned from the heavens for a battle of the titans.

Chuck was sporting a mini skirt and high heels.

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Chuck was sporting a mini skirt and high heels.

This appealed to the hobo, so they went off to the nearest alley, leaving the man from Nantucket and the ninja to themselves.

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It was Code Red.

he was shocked to find out that the cap was one that he could "buy one and get one free 20 oz."

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He summoned his attack dog Odie to keep the ninja occupied while he went to redeem his winner.

the ninja was stupified at Odies ability not to blink for extended periods of time

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the ninja was stupified at Odies ability not to blink for extended periods of time

the hobo returned with an umbrella and a pack of Marlboro.

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the hobo returned with an umbrella and a pack of Marlboro.

the ninja scratched his head in confusion as he did not see any beverages with him

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the ninja scratched his head in confusion as he did not see any beverages with him

then in a flash the hobo removed his hat revealing the mountain dew bottle and threw it in the general direction of Odie.

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