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Once shaven Rosie challenged the fist to the long awaited arm wrestling match.

Chuck had to put a glove on the fist, however, because he did not want his third fist to get icky with Rosie germs

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I honestly have no idea what to say...

I couldn't partake in this for some reason...tried once...it didn't feel right...

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Chuck had to put a glove on the fist, however, because he did not want his third fist to get icky with Rosie germs

She had caught a cold just recenty from going out in the cool air after taking a bath in liquid butter.

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She had caught a cold just recenty from going out in the cool air after taking a bath in liquid butter.

and ended up like Kramer in Seinfeld on a platter

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Chuck quickly realizing he was in trouble distracted Rosie with a box of Mallowmars while he grabbed his beard and fused it back to his face with a nearby blow torch.

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Chuck quickly realizing he was in trouble distracted Rosie with a box of Mallowmars while he grabbed his beard and fused it back to his face with a nearby blow torch.

then ate the blowtorch, because seeing the mallowmars, made him hungry

for pain

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Norris then screamed out in pain, making Rosie believe he had hurt his chin.

She was quickly suprised, however, to find out that there is no chin behind Norris' beard, only another fist!

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Rosie, realizing she was late for her Dumbest Person in the World Conference, asked Norris what time it was. Chuck looked up at the sun, and replied "Two seconds until...".

Confused, Rosie replied "Two seconds until what?", only to be immediately roundhouse kicked in the face.

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Why did you read ahead???!!!

Anyway, the next page reads:

Scientists soon discovered what they thought was a new planet next to Pluto. It was only later to be determined to be Rosie, having suffered the extreme force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Why did you read ahead???!!!

Anyway, the next page reads:

Scientists soon discovered what they thought was a new planet next to Pluto. It was only later to be determined to be Rosie, having suffered the extreme force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

she belongs out there with the rest of the gasseous planets

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gasseous

She used her gasseous-ness to propel her way back to Earth.

Her landing was suprisingly soft; she pondered this for a moment, but disregarded the possibilities because she was too focused on getting back at Chuck.

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Upon confrontation, Chuck questioned the sounds coming from her stomach. It sounded like someone crying for help...

Rosie gave a ferocious roar - that of a moose giving birth - and out popped the hobo and ninja, covered in blood and mucus!

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Upon confrontation, Chuck questioned the sounds coming from her stomach. It sounded like someone crying for help...

Rosie gave a ferocious roar - that of a moose giving birth - and out popped the hobo and ninja, covered in blood and mucus!

most notabley, the mini skirt was still entact

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OH No! she cried.

It was Hunter Pence - the Houston Astros' most highly regarded youngster - in Chuck Norris arms, but not as you would picture an infant! He was in a full nelson, being held hostage!

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OH No! she cried.

These 2 quotes (right below here) are the 2 posts that were written at the same time. Which one should follow up this ^^^ quote?

It was Hunter Pence - the Houston Astros' most highly regarded youngster - in Chuck Norris arms, but not as you would picture an infant! He was in a full nelson, being held hostage!
oh yea, responded the kool aid guy

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It was Hunter Pence - the Houston Astros' most highly regarded youngster - in Chuck Norris arms, but not as you would picture an infant! He was in a full nelson, being held hostage!

Pence grabbed his bat and swung it at Chuck's head only to see him swallow it and spit it back out as a #2 pencil.

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Pence grabbed his bat and swung it at Chuck's head only to see him swallow it and spit it back out as a #2 pencil.

B)

Rosie saw a great opportunity in this. So she grabbed the pencil and sharpened it with the blades in her... yeah

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B)

Rosie saw a great opportunity in this. So she grabbed the pencil and sharpened it with the blades in her... yeah

All of a sudden a hand made its way out of her...yeah

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All of a sudden a hand made its way out of her...yeah

And it looked someeething liiiike

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ok now put it all together in one nice long paragraph. and dont forget my contribution on the 1st page.

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