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Patrick Bateman

11.11.13 -- MNF: Miami Dolphins @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers Game Thread

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It's the Ponce De Leon Bowl!!! Or the Incognito-Schiano Bowl. The MRSA Rivalry?

Whatever it is.....It's a tragic matchup. Another night where we all thank the Sports Gods for Fantasy Football because otherwise instead of a giant bowl of suck, we get huge bag of awful. How many times do you think they mention Jonathan Martin? I mean, Greg Schiano is the happiest guy in Florida b/c the meltdown in Tampa is the 2nd story of tonight's broadcast. I haven't seen this much dysfunction since the Raiders had an inter-squad scrimmage. So let's sit back and enjoy the 27 or 30 points that will be scored along with the 15 punts, 6 turnovers, 7 sacks, and 22 combined first downs.....woo hoo!

This one is going to hurt......

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let me go ahead and get these out of the way:

"MIKE JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!11one"

"OMFG, WHY IS THOMAS GETTING CARRIES?!?!"

"vjax is the only good player on the team and has no targets. w. t. f. e-rage!"

"who schedules these crappy primetime games?"

"X, Y, and Z are all better than Trent Richardson."

;)

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May need a drinking game for this one. A shot for every time someone mentions Incognito or Martin?

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Does anyone else find it comical hearing a white collar, business owning, multimillionaire saying he cares about anything besides money? I'm sorry but I don't buy it at all lol.

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May need a drinking game for this one. A shot for every time someone mentions Incognito or Martin?

Can you say alcohol poisoning before the first quarter is even over? :wacko:

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let me go ahead and get these out of the way:

"MIKE JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!11one"

"OMFG, WHY IS THOMAS GETTING CARRIES?!?!"

"vjax is the only good player on the team and has no targets. w. t. f. e-rage!"

"who schedules these crappy primetime games?"

"X, Y, and Z are all better than Trent Richardson."

;)

Sounds spot on to me.

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Before we get started, I'd like to extend a sincere and heartfelt "screw you" to the Miami coaches for the all the carries you'll be giving to D Thomas tonight at Lamars expense.

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let me go ahead and get these out of the way:

"MIKE JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!11one"

"OMFG, WHY IS THOMAS GETTING CARRIES?!?!"

"vjax is the only good player on the team and has no targets. w. t. f. e-rage!"

"who schedules these crappy primetime games?"

"X, Y, and Z are all better than Trent Richardson."

;)

Don't forget Gruden slurping every player all night.

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please give him another shot!!! PLEASE

edit: or he can get hurt. awesome. matchup over as usual

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