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The "Oh look, he's injured again" Thread

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Predictions for players made of glass.

Who goes down first? Which player have you drafted that makes you feel like you're walking on eggshells given his track record?

-Ryan Matthews

-Danny Amendola

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Percy Harvin and Jake Locker.

We could probably make a song like the 12 days of Christmas.

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Don't we already have a season outlook thread for Darren McFadden?

I think you meant the Johnny Manziel 2015 outlook thread.

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Or "We didn't start the Fire"

We didn't draft this loser, he's been always hurtin' since the world's been turnin'

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Don't we already have a season outlook thread for Darren McFadden?

Zing.

On a real note, Jay Cutler probably gonna get banged up again. And I know Wes Welker is down with a concussion as of right now, but I feel like he won't finish this season. He'll get another and be out for the remainder.

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Sam Bradford

Jake Locker

Jay Cutler

RGIII

Darren McFadden

Steven Jackson

CJ Spiller

Ryan Mathews

Percy Harvin

Jeremy Maclin

Wes Welker

Danny Amendola

Jordan Reed

Rob Gronkowski

There's some low hanging fruit there, I know

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QB: RG3

RB: Darren McFadden

RB: Jonathan Stewart

WR: Danny Amendola

WR: Percy Harvin

TE: Rob Gronkowski

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You can take this to the bank:

QB: RG3

RB: Arian Foster

RB: Ben Tate

WR: Percy Harvin

WR: Danny "Made of Glass" Amendola

TE: Rob Gronkowski

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^ half my squad right there. B)

I'll go bold here:

QB: Kaepernick

RB: Jamaal Charles

RB: Giovani Bernard

WR: Larry Fitzgerald

WR: Pierre Garcon

TE: Julius Thomas

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I see I found the Austin Collie thread...

Danny Amendola will soon find a way to hurt his vagina when he climbs into his feather bed.

I agree with the usual suspects: DMC, Percy Harvin, Gronk.

Can't believe nobody has mentioned Demarco Murray yet.

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RB: Giovani Bernard

^ half my squad right there. B)

I'll go bold here:

RB: Giovani Bernard

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I already dropped Amendola from my squad. Just figured might as well get that out of the way now and pick up someone else. I'm sure Harvin will miss time too this year.

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QB: Andrew Luck

RB: LeSean McCoy

RB: Giovani Bernard

WR: Jordy Nelson

WR: DeSean Jackson

TE: Jimmy Graham

Uhhh what?

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aren't most (all) of these names obvious? Id understand if we were discussing a 2010 draft but I've moved on from every name listed seemingly long ago. You take guys like Amendola or J Stew with no expectations at this point and if you get anything out of them-cool,but if you don't -it shouldn't make or break your season.

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QB: Andrew Luck

RB: LeSean McCoy

RB: Giovani Bernard

WR: Jordy Nelson

WR: DeSean Jackson

TE: Jimmy Graham

Uhhh what?

It's all a crap shoot. Everyone tries to be Nostradamus and condemn people to injuries, but don't be shocked if 3/6 guys on my list end up missing time.

NFL is a physical game and these guys seemingly hit harder and faster every year, something's gonna give, and it's likely to be the bones of NFL players that touch the ball a lot.

When you try to predict injury, it is of my opinion, you are wasting your energy cause more often than not they are fluky and you can't see them coming.

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i definitely had a perfect storm of injuries last year:

aaron rodgers

cutler

ray rice

amendola

gronk

julius

lacy

man last year sucked

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QB: Andrew Luck

RB: LeSean McCoy

RB: Giovani Bernard

WR: Jordy Nelson

WR: DeSean Jackson

TE: Jimmy Graham

Uhhh what?

Agreed this is a garbage list. Looks like guys this guy just wants to get hurt? Half have never been injured.

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Can't believe we forgot...

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I think this thread requires the player to be someone who will actually play.

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QB: Andrew Luck

RB: LeSean McCoy

RB: Giovani Bernard

WR: Jordy Nelson

WR: DeSean Jackson

TE: Jimmy Graham

Uhhh what?

Agreed this is a garbage list. Looks like guys this guy just wants to get hurt? Half have never been injured.

Look at the post above yours. Half of those people weren't ever really hurt either, or Roddy White just to add another name to that list. Call it trash though, that's cool. My trophies don't speak rudely to me.

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