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TEAM NAMES?

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The best new one i've seen so far is "The Hills have RBIs"

We all know the old steroid team names, how about some fresh ones?

No Honey Nut Ichiros or Pujols ones either, we all know them...

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One funny one I remember, which is a spin-off of one you listed, was My Balls Ichiro or Ichiro My Balls.

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I like the name "Guys Who Score".

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Baseball related:

Jeters Never Prosper

Albert Poo Holes

Peavy Envy

Cukoo for Coco Crisp

Morning Wood

Mike's Weenie (back when Mike Sweeney was actually playing)

Animal Collective song names make great team names (for me):

Prospect Hummer

Flesh Canoe

Sweet Road

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Lasordid Affair based on on a 75 year old man having to pay for sex.

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My two personal favorites: The Isotopes (Simpsons reference) and Chico's Bail Bonds, which is who sponsored the Bad News Bears.

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All wacky fantasy names that are a play on a player's name is gay.

Honestly, 100% of my fantasy names are obscene and would get me banned for posting them.

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'The Good, The Vlad, and The Uggla'

Now that is great!

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Pedro Cerrano's Voodoo

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

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Well I had to name my team after a Hall Of Famer so I went with "Gaylord By Name......" B)

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My team names in football, baseball and basketball are The San Jose Blows, The San Jose Bites and The San Jose Sucks.

Luckily, we have moved our corporate headquarters in search of a better fan base.

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YankThese

NubRubbers

PimpStrollinOutDaBox

Migh-Tee Joe Boo's

Wanna B-Ballers

DoubleDribbleHackers

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