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TEAM NAMES?

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I dont know about funniest team name but I sure know what the dumbest rotoworld name is.....its definitely MustacheToes by a landslide !!!!

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'The Good, The Vlad, and The Uggla' was quality. I think it won an award in one of Gangi's articles.

This one made me laugh harder than the episode of Seinfeld where George's father busts out with the 'bro' man bra. I have a team in my league that also has Bad Vlad and Uggla on his team and I called him immediately, we might have to make a version 2.0. That Team name is FILTH.

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I finished second after a long comeback from way down (Finished 20+ pts ahead of 3rd place) and sold some keepers for this year to do so, so named my team "Ellsbury me at wounded knee"

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I've had the same team name for about 5 years now.

It's not funny, but rather pays homage to the only thing ever to have truly defeated me.

My team name is "Old #7" (named after Jack Daniels) and will forever be because that stuff seriously pwned me and I haven't touched the stuff ever since.

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I've had the same team name for about 5 years now.

It's not funny, but rather pays homage to the only thing ever to have truly defeated me.

My team name is "Old #7" (named after Jack Daniels) and will forever be because that stuff seriously pwned me and I haven't touched the stuff ever since.

Why would you name your team after something that kicked your a**? That's like naming your team - 3rd Grade Bully. Makes no sense. But, to each, his own.

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Why would you name your team after something that kicked your a**? That's like naming your team - 3rd Grade Bully. Makes no sense. But, to each, his own.

I might have found my team name for the spring B)

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Arizona ankle grabbers.....lol

Hahaha. Thats great.

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Hahaha. Thats great.

Actually PDubs, I just made that up so shhhhhhh. Didnt wanna offend any Arizona peeps, lol

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I spent a lot of time in Germany where a case of beer is a rack, and my last name is Cady, pronounced KD. So my team name is KD at the Rack, a take off on Casey at the Bat.

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No offense to anyone in Arizona but I have seen an...Arizona ankle grabbers.....lol

Anyone that has Rick Ankiel on their team could say "Arizona Ankiel Grabbers".

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I'm not sure if I posted in here or not. But my team is named after a Seinfeld reference:

The Rabid Anti-Dentites

Mike W.

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A-"rod" jokes? "Poo" holes?

Sack Stompers, Big Strokers? Mastah Baiters?

The Arizona Ankle Grabbers?

Damn, some of these are the worst team names I've ever seen. Anyone in my leagues who used one like these would be straight-up ostracized. Gay jokes, for real? I really hope people suggesting names like this are either being sarcastic, or too busy working on their seventh grade science fair project, to think of something more clever.

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A-"rod" jokes? "Poo" holes?

Sack Stompers, Big Strokers? Mastah Baiters?

The Arizona Ankle Grabbers?

Damn, some of these are the worst team names I've ever seen. Anyone in my leagues who used one like these would be straight-up ostracized. Gay jokes, for real? I really hope people suggesting names like this are either being sarcastic, or too busy working on their seventh grade science fair project, to think of something more clever.

Why are you being so critical? They're just team names; if you don't think they're funny, post something up that is instead of snide remarks.

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Some of my team names in the past have been:

"The Neverland Ranch Sleepover Guests"

"Barry's BALCO Bodyguards"

"Britney's Comeback Fan Club"

I always use a current event to spawn my team name for the the new season.

This year I'm having a bit of an issue trying to "twist" a current event into a Team name.

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A-"rod" jokes? "Poo" holes?

Sack Stompers, Big Strokers? Mastah Baiters?

The Arizona Ankle Grabbers?

Damn, some of these are the worst team names I've ever seen. Anyone in my leagues who used one like these would be straight-up ostracized. Gay jokes, for real? I really hope people suggesting names like this are either being sarcastic, or too busy working on their seventh grade science fair project, to think of something more clever.

Why are you being so critical? They're just team names; if you don't think they're funny, post something up that is instead of snide remarks.

Exactly right TMS.... Baystate, check out the name of this topic... its asking for funny team names and everyone is throwing out some pretty good names in this thread. On behalf of the other guys in here we appologize if our names we created doesnt fit your comedy criteria..... Get real dude

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someone mentioned rusty trombone

all those type of names show up for team names

Strawberry Shortcakes

Amsterdam Milkshakes

Cincinatti Bowties

Prickly Cactus

then why stop with cute names for dirty acts? just name some after porn titles

"Drowning in Bitch Juice"

"All Holes Filled"

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