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Tony Romo exits the broadcast booth to lead Minnesota to the Super Bowl. 

'Homie goes 5000/55.

Bell averages less than 3 ypc before getting busted in Bushwick after week 9. 

Mike Williams breaks the Moss wr TD record with 24 snags in the EZ.

Nick Chubb has over 1,000 yds and 10 TDs before Hunt even hits the active roster. 

Dalvin Cook has 100+ receptions. 

Jordan Howard is cut by week 7, is signed by the Saints, and proceeds to score 10+ TDs (the Slats Murray experiment is a flop).

OBJ plays at least 14 games, yet fails to eclipse 1,000 yds. 

Saquan tops 400 touches. 

Lamar Miller retires midseason. 

Rashad Penny goes for 1600 total yds and 12 TDs. 

Marble Mouf Mike (aka "Teflon Tomlin", aka "Mush Mouth Mike") will look as befuddled and perplexed as ever ... then will spit out ridiculous cliches.  

Hoodie will appear on "Dancing With the Stars" after retiring with his 7th Lombardi trophy. 

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Godwin is TB's WR1.

Fournette is a top 3 RB.

Mahomes has the highest scoring fantasy season of all time. 

Dallas Goedert out scores Zach Ertz. 

Kyler Murray is a top 3 QB.

Christian Kirk is a top 12 WR. 

Nick Chubb is RB1 overall.

Kerryon Johnson out scores Joe Mixon.

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16 minutes ago, Lord_Varys said:

Godwin is TB's WR1.

Fournette is a top 3 RB.

Mahomes has the highest scoring fantasy season of all time. 

Dallas Goedert out scores Zach Ertz. 

Kyler Murray is a top 3 QB.

Christian Kirk is a top 12 WR. 

Nick Chubb is RB1 overall.

Kerryon Johnson out scores Joe Mixon.

If you’re right, my dynasty team is going to be a juggernaut this year. 

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The entire Pittsburgh offense collapses

Larry Fitzgerald is a top 10 WR

Julio Jones catches a ton of TDs and is overall WR1

Latavius Murray is a top 15 RB

Aaron Rodgers is out by week 6

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8 hours ago, poweiner said:

The entire Pittsburgh offense explodes

That''s not bold at all man.

 

 

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Blake Bortles becomes Top-15 QB after a Jared Goff injury.

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Only one RB out of Saquon/Zeke/Cmac/Ak will finish top 5 RB

QB from the NFC South will finish as QB1

Mike Williams will finish higher than Keenan Allen 

Kelce/Ertz/Kittle won’t be TE1

Tevin Coleman finishes top 12 Rb

Chris Carson loses his job by week 4

Adam Thielan won’t finish in the top 12 WR

 

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On 8/1/2019 at 10:04 AM, pastorofmuppets2 said:

Mike Williams breaks the Moss wr TD record with 24 snags in the EZ  YET STILL ONLY HAS 43 RECEPTIONS.

Nick Chubb has over 1,000 yds and 10 TDs before Hunt even hits the active roster YET THE BROWNS USE HUNT ANYWAYS.

Dalvin Cook has 100+ receptions YET HE FAILS TO PLAY A FULL SEASON

Jordan Howard is cut by week 7, is signed by the Saints, and proceeds to score 10+ TDs (the Slats Murray experiment is a flop).

OBJ plays at least 14 games, yet fails to eclipse 1,000 yds AND JUST LIKE SENIOR YEAR AT LSU, LANDRY HAS MORE YARDS

Saquan tops 400 touches YET THE GIANTS DO NOT HAVE A WINNING RECORD.

Lamar Miller retires midseason AND DUKE JOHNSON IS AN RB1 IN THE PLAYOFFS.

Rashad Penny goes for 1600 total yds and 12 TDs YET HAS THE SMALLER SHARE OF THE SEATTLE BACKFIELD TOUCHES.

Hoodie will appear on "Dancing With the Stars" after retiring with his 7th Lombardi trophy AND I'M IN THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE.

 

i've added my insights into your projections in BLUE

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Jimmy G gets benched for Nick Mullens before seasons midpoint. 

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Where is the "its happening" old man waving hands in the air image??  Can someone please oblige. 

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On 8/16/2019 at 6:36 PM, olivermookie said:

 

it’s happening!

 

The NFL needs more criminals and thugs, gotta catch up to the NBA....

 

Side not prediction, Josh Gordon ends the season with fewer catches than Tom Brady

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7 minutes ago, CraftyRighty said:

 

The NFL needs more criminals and thugs, gotta catch up to the NBA....

 

Side not prediction, Josh Gordon ends the season with fewer catches than Tom Brady

 

Josh Gordon is a criminal and a thug? I guess reading your interests under your profile name explains a lot....

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Chubb is a top 3 RB

Barkley is not a top 5 RB

Breida is a RB1

Juju and Connor are not a WR1/RB1

Ryan Wentz Luck Allen and Rivers are the top 5 QBs

Lockett and Ridley are WR1s

 

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21 minutes ago, sportsfreak2744 said:

This thread should be called 2019 USELESS predictions. 

BOLD PREDICTION: sportsfreak2744 posts at least 2 more times in this thread

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3 hours ago, ty5592 said:

Chubb is a top 3 RB

Barkley is not a top 5 RB

Breida is a RB1

Juju and Connor are not a WR1/RB1

Ryan Wentz Luck Allen and Rivers are the top 5 QBs

Lockett and Ridley are WR1s

 


Over Julio?

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Mahomes has a better fantasy season than last year.

Brady finally falls victim to age ala Peyton Manning

Dalvin Cook is a top 3 RB

Chris Carson is a top 5 RB

AJ Green plays >2 games this year

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Sony Michel is a top 12 RB

Damien Williams shows up big in the first 6 games, scoring at least 1 TD in each.

Michael Thomas is WR1 overall for 2019 season.

Rashaad Penny takes over the Seattle backfield within 4 games due to Carson injury.

Antonio Brown has one of the worst seasons statistically in his career. 

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- Henderson will show Kamara-esque ability by seasons end.

- DK Metcalf shows that even though he's injury-prone... He'll turn out to be somewhat like Megatron with his Size.

- Cooper Kupp cracks the Top 10 WR

- Jordan Reed plays a whole season, relatively unscathed and produces Top 3 TE #'s

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