Fantasyscrub 241 Posted October 24 Fat and slow and got owned by whiteside.  I’m so fked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ginocan 645 Posted October 24 Got more PFs than points and minutes so far. Great start for my number 6 overall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryansm11 1,065 Posted October 24 Y’all are so dramatic lmao relax 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claptondecheeks 441 Posted October 24 I'm sure he'll start the 3rd quarter                right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryansm11 1,065 Posted October 24 12 minutes ago, claptondecheeks said: I'm sure he'll start the 3rd quarter                right? Malone said he would 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greatestmetfan 467 Posted October 24 (edited) This is classic Jokic move making owners freak out to start the season. Check his thread the last couple years, this is kind of his M.O.. Starts slow, finishes strong. Edited October 24 by greatestmetfan Typo 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bjav4282 232 Posted October 24 Dropped for Plumlee... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trifecta 1,923 Posted October 24 He looks like he's not moving well at all. Â Mainly because he's fat and slow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trifecta 1,923 Posted October 24 (edited) 17 minutes ago, greatestmetfan said: Starts slow, finishes strong. Â Does he usually start fat as well? Asking for a friend. Edited October 24 by Trifecta Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claptondecheeks 441 Posted October 24 3 minutes ago, Trifecta said: Â Does he usually start fat as well? Asking for a friend. I think he stays fat TBH. Â WTF is wrong with the back of his upper arms though? yuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trifecta 1,923 Posted October 24 Just now, claptondecheeks said: I think he stays fat TBH.  WTF is wrong with the back of his upper arms though? yuck  He needs a spa day and a dietician. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryansm11 1,065 Posted October 24 All the new Jokic owners in here panicking. All the previous owners know they have a top 8 stud 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StifleTower2 2,523 Posted October 24 Reminiscent of Marc Gasol. They called him fat too. Of course, you're hoping for more than Gasol if you drafted him 6th. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boytoy 325 Posted October 24 Well that didn’t last long. Don’t panic till the game is over. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claptondecheeks 441 Posted October 24 1 minute ago, boytoy said: Well that didn’t last long. Don’t panic till the game is over. Yeah, he really salvaged the game in the 2nd half. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HK-47 328 Posted October 24 Lol this thread is ridiculous. Dude is about as proven as they come. Oh no foul trouble let me panic...some of you don't deserve him. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HK-47 328 Posted October 24 (edited) Also for anyone saying he looks fat and slow. He's always had this body type and played a little more methodical than some. Not the most athletic guy but he obviously does it other ways. Get used to "fat and slow" across the board production....been doing it for years. Edited October 24 by HK-47 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raptorfan 11 Posted October 24 Fat? How about a nice FAT 20/13 Â and three 3s in basically a half? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HK-47 328 Posted October 24 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Raptorfan said: Fat? How about a nice FAT 20/13 Â and three 3s in basically a half? But he has some weird stuff on the back of his upper arms. That's what really matters. Edited October 24 by HK-47 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nazyef 46 Posted October 24 I quit watching after the first half guys. This one is on me 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trench Mob 1,169 Posted October 24 57 minutes ago, claptondecheeks said: WTF is wrong with the back of his upper arms though? yuck  Dude is literally melting before our eyes. Hopefully his teammates and co. tells him to lay off of them family size Hungry Man microwave dinners lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claptondecheeks 441 Posted October 24 12 minutes ago, HK-47 said: But he has some weird stuff on the back of his upper arms. That's what really matters. LOL. Don't be so offended I said he's fat and that the back of his upper arms looked weird. The former is a known fact and the latter is also true, although I was joking bc that doesn't matter at all. Are you really gonna deny either of those two things? BTW, he had some weird s--- around his eyes too, not sure if that's just how he is or if he had some type of eczema/allergy or what. Whatever it was, it didn't affect his performance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HK-47 328 Posted October 24 (edited) 9 minutes ago, claptondecheeks said: LOL. Don't be so offended I said he's fat and that the back of his upper arms looked weird. The former is a known fact and the latter is also true, although I was joking bc that doesn't matter at all. Are you really gonna deny either of those two things? BTW, he had some weird s--- around his eyes too, not sure if that's just how he is or if he had some type of eczema/allergy or what. Whatever it was, it didn't affect his performance. Offended? Hardly. Just seemed pointless and I made a sarcastic remark about it. Not sure why you are so obsessed with this man's body. To each their own. Edited October 24 by HK-47 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greatestmetfan 467 Posted October 24 9 hours ago, Trifecta said: Â Does he usually start fat as well? Asking for a friend. You must not watch him a lot he's not the most cut player in the world, but as I said starts slow and finished strong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kriggly 261 Posted October 24 9 hours ago, Trifecta said:  Does he usually start fat as well? Asking for a friend. We can't all be ripped professional athletes like yourself.   I, for one, enjoy that my first round pick has more body fat than I do. It makes him relatable.  2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
