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14 hours ago, devaster said:

Titans winning with Mariota was an awful outcome for those of us with shares in the Titans' receiving group. Or Corey Davis. Henry making Mariota look decent running 75 yards after the catch all on his own.

People still own Corey Davis? Why?

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Just now, lolcopter said:

People still own Corey Davis? Why?

Dynasty. I tried to trade him away in a package before the season began. No nibbles.

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I thought I was hot s--- for having 3 good RBs starting for me. 

 

Started with Aaron Jones

13 carries 39 yards: 3.0 ypc 

 

ok. Can’t get much worse. But it did 

 

Damien Williams 

13 carries 26 yards: 2.0 ypc 

 

Ok. WTF is that. Maybe 3rd time the charm. 

 

Sony Michel

15 carries 14 yards: 0.9 ypc. 

 

WTF. Just awful. And I’m still ripping out chunks of Lamar Jackson out of my a**hole. 

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I'm pretty damn worried about my RB's.   Couldn't have envisioned a worse start with Joe Mixon and David Montgomery.    My third back is Josh Jacobs on that dumpster fire of a team in the Oakland Raiders.   I may have to dangle Tom Brady out there and continue to roll with Aaron Rodgers (puke).  Either that or try to trade one of my two defense (DAL & CHI).

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mike Evans.

How many more times will I ignore TY Hilton in a draft? 

 

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1 touchdown from my entire team. Ben, Chubb, Conner, Woods, Boyd, Golladay, and Kittle. One. Freaking. Touchdown. Hopefully this as bad as it gets.

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16 minutes ago, Psideresider said:

1 touchdown from my entire team. Ben, Chubb, Conner, Woods, Boyd, Golladay, and Kittle. One. Freaking. Touchdown. Hopefully this as bad as it gets.

 

Week 1 means nothing in terms of figuring out who's who on your fantasy team.

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7 minutes ago, ponza88 said:

 

Week 1 means nothing in terms of figuring out who's who on your fantasy team.

 

I realize that, just venting.

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Had some of the worst luck this year in fantasy baseball with injuries. Tyreek Hill gets hurt in the 1st quarter of the first game. FML I switch sports and it doesn’t stop. 

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I get Malcom brown in one league for gurley insurance and didn't in the other where im the 7th claim, just kill me.....

Might have to just trade gurley off now or wait for a huge game and trade him away 

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18 hours ago, ajs723 said:

Last place in an all-play dynasty league. I'm in the heart of a rebuild, so I didn't have high expectations for this year, but still. 0-11 in week one basically already takes me out of playoff contention. 

 

Meanwhile, on my bench. 

Marquise Brown

John Ross

Terry McLaurin

 

Those three will outscore my entire lineup. 

On the bright side, that's looking like a damn good bench for a dynasty league

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7 minutes ago, cbsholy said:

On the bright side, that's looking like a damn good bench for a dynasty league

Yup. AJ Brown, David Montgomery, Dwayne Haskins, Noah Fant, Diontae Johnson and a bunch of other rookies too. And 3 more 1st rounders next year. The future is bright, but the present is bleak. 

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3 hours ago, Mustangt125 said:

I hate CMC.  

Yeah I know. I would be cruising to victory if it weren't for him. That was some serious inept tackling by the Rams on that last drive.

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Nagy awful playcalling + tyreek separating his shoulder = 0-1 

 

unless...watson outscores Jacobs/Sutton + 8 points....

 

so 0-1

 

 

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Larry Fitzgerald and Smokey Brown, on my bench, outscored every RB, WR, and TE in my lineup combined.


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20 minutes ago, bhawks489 said:

Nagy awful playcalling + tyreek separating his shoulder = 0-1 

 

unless...watson outscores Jacobs/Sutton + 8 points....

 

so 0-1

 

 

 

Same boat here pal.

Dropped Dak for some reason and started Jimmy G lol.

Free league but sitll hurts.

Another league started Jimmy G over Stafford.

Ouch.

 

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1 hour ago, bhawks489 said:

Nagy awful playcalling + tyreek separating his shoulder = 0-1 

 

unless...watson outscores Jacobs/Sutton + 8 points....

 

so 0-1

 

 


Hey man, this is still Week 1 after all...

For all we've seen so far, Jacobs will either get 48 or 3 points and Sutton may not see a target until the 4th quarter.

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Didn't start Lamar Jackson.

 

My only defense is, the league I benched him in only counts passing yards and passing TD's. Turns out, dude CAN pass.

 

Classic overthinking of the starting lineup.

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f--- my s---y fantasy team. I thought I absolutely killed it in my draft, and here I’m sitting week 1 and not a single 1 of my starters besides my QB scores a TD. I disown all of you.

 

7 hours ago, wonderbread said:

Oh man, this is my favorite thread every year! I kept Kerryon Johnson thinking that he'd at least get the receiving work this year. JD McKissic says hi! Every year I vow to only draft RB's on good teams and every year I forget this rule. I'm looking at you Derrius Guice and Lenny Fournette.

Honestly I think I’d feel pretty good about owning Fournette still 

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My only shot at a win is Hopkins not going berserk....why does it feel like Houston had 16 chances inside the 20 on that last drive....

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32 minutes ago, Mr Rourke said:

My only shot at a win is Hopkins not going berserk....why does it feel like Houston had 16 chances inside the 20 on that last drive....

 

I was feeling OK when I left work - a decent lead, with my Kamara against his Nuk and Latavius. Just before half time.

Just got in and checked the score.

I have no words for how much I hate FF.

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I was feeling good about taking a loss, then by the end of the day my team had scored 180 fpts. As you’d imagine, I was pretty devastated.

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