Gettin realll colonial on this one:
Mr. Washington, your soldiers await your command 🇺🇸...James Washington has flown under the radar ...a random bye week ...other generals on his team blowing up their opponents ...but all the while James Wahington has remained steady, confident and composed...and that's what you want out of a leader... matchups versus Tennessee and Dallas 2 out of the next 3 weeks, you can do worse than relying on General Washington thru the byes.🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖🪖
Great Scott, I believe we've founded Boston...in Pennsylvania? 🤔😬Garbed in green Boston Scott might be flying high next week...The American symbols 🦅🦅🦅have a militia of backs that score when they see the whites of their opponents' eyes...dot B- Scott's name on your fantasy scroll and declare his independence from the waiver wire if he is available in your league...he may be the General of next weeks backfield battle on account of his fallen bretheren...show some brotherly 💘 and nab Philly's Boston ... Sc💣tt.
Aqua d'Gio- the cologne of winners?...Well thats if the injury news for Mixon has a musty aroma...Gio Bernard is like wearing your father's cologne...not your preference but always there in case needed in a pinch...💦💨🌍🥀🌹
Gus Gus 🐁 - Ingram's ankle got caught in a mouse trap so Gus Gus Edwards gets the 🧀 if he cant go in two weeks...its a bit of a gamble but you may not have to spend a buncha faab cheddar due to the byes...Dobbins is prob gone already ...
Ooo count your lucky 🍀🌟⭐💫 if Timmy Patrick is still sitting on your wire....I stressed his fantasy pot of gold was real weeks ago and now hes all sunshine and 🌈s
even with Lock back on his side. 😉
Fulgham's a 👹...I repeat Fulgham's a bloodthirsty 👹that doesnt care how scary he seems to his opponent...lock your doors ...this kid is for real 👻😱👻😱👻😱👻😱
Burton for certain? Trey B handled his biz on Sunday...Doyle was healthy...Mo was not... Burton balled out... risk reward here for the Baby Horses' newish TE 🐎🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴🎠🏇🐎🐴
It Fells so easy...easyyyy like Sundaaaayyy morninnnnggg aaahhh ahhh aaaahhhh 🎶🌞🌤🌄🌻☀️🌅🌞🌤🌄🌻 Darren Fells is wakin up every Sunday, making omelets 🥚🥓🍳 scrambling around redzones and catching TDs... makin it look easy...
Gronk like play 🏈 catch 🏈 smile with Tom...bye bye...
Buffalo 🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃🐃 gets to roam all over the 'planes' next week(✈✈✈✈)....Dad joke alert 📢⚠️🚨
Browns have been sneaky 💩
Bolts off a bye with sprite in their forecast...🌩 🔮
QBs or not to be👨🏫🤷🤦💀:
Comeback from Wentz you came! Carson is puttin up numbers and chuckin the rock a ton...pair with Fulgham and dine on your opponent's dime 🍷🥂
Keep runnin up that 'Hill 🤴 Tannehill is a beast...if somehow he's there....🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃♂️
Break me off a piece of dat kick-kat bar kiiiiiid...Kickers! 🍫🐈😻😺🐱😸😾🐈😻😺🐱
Koo Kooo cachoooooooo choooooooooooooooooo 🚆🚉🚄🚋🚈🚅🚆🚉🚄🚋🚈🚅🚆🚉 I am the Walrus I am the 🥚man! I am Younghoe Koo Koo cafreakinchoooooo...beasssssttttt!
🥞➕🦬should be fantasy stats...😊🏈2 all and to all football!
P.S. as I watch my 9ers look soooooooo much better this week I am saddened to see that Spicy Mostert is on the sidelines...J-Mike Hasty might be a tasty 😋