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Todd Coffey is back!

Bob Dutton of the Tacoma News Tribune reports that the Mariners have signed right-handed reliever Todd Coffey to a minor league contract, pending a physical.

Coffey missed all of last season following Tommy John surgery, but he impressed scouts during a throwing session last week. The 33-year-old could be a useful bullpen piece for Seattle.

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King Kelly had a huge personality. Does that count?

Also, he played every position Throw him at whatever position you need.

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Look how dapper he is!

King Kelly definitely qualified near the end of his career, the bold lettering in honor of his captain's status wasn't a slimming look either

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How is this allowed to be a thread? I've been warned for less

Maybe that's your problem, this thread is all about more

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Jose "Papa Nachos Bell Grande" Valverde is the be-all, end-all of this thread.

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This thread is the best thing on this site now, damn I am glad it got bumped. Forgot about it.

If we can go into the '90s I can come up with so many fatsos it isn't even funny... I still probably have their ballcards in a box somewhere if it didn't get tossed or lost in a move. And half of their body shots looked like the cartoons on the bazooka cards.

A friend of my father's was a conditioning coach or something of that for the Rangers, and Chi Sox for awhile... and he was with Charlie Hough for both tenures I guess, who would ride a conditioning bike while smoking a cig and watching TV during his workouts. Didn't he throw the Marlins' first pitch at 500 yrs old? I don't remember if he was fat by then but he made Greg Oden look 2 years old....

Anyone mention Kenny Rogers yet? He was a tubbo near the end.. and most of the time in general.

They don't make 'em like they used to....

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CF Kirby Puckett

C Mike "spanky" Lavalliere

bengie molina or landon powell

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1B Matt Adams and SP Sid Fernandez

cecil and prince fielder for me

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At Catcher - Hamilton "The Great Hambino" Porter

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CF Kirby Puckett

He actually wasn't fat. After retirement yes. But a bowling ball of muscle and thin in his early years. One of the quickest "fat guys" you'll ever see

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CF Kirby Puckett

He actually wasn't fat. After retirement yes. But a bowling ball of muscle and thin in his early years. One of the quickest "fat guys" you'll ever see

Roundest CF i can think of.

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has anyone mentioned Rod Beck yet?

I remember reading stories of Beck drinking a 12 pack BEFORE the game. He was a mans man. Rip

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