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TEAM NAMES?

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weak sauce names. I like "The Box Smashers" or "Speed Box The Muff".

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A team name I use often is The Scoregasms. A guy in one of my league's is named Dirty Freddy Sanchez. I laugh a little inside every time I see it.

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uhh those are on the list of least creative most idiotic team names

thanks I thought they were kind of cute & funny, they always gave me a laugh

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I have the Jeff Weaver Allstars... crap name, but it's totally fitting because my pitching sucks.

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uhh those are on the list of least creative most idiotic team names

what are some of your team names?

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One of my teams is called "Nappy Headed Ho's"

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In honour of me drafting Ben Sheets pretty early in the draft last year and getting burned - I decided to go with

"BenSheetsTheBed" this year. Lesson learned.

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Unstoppable Rebel Force (Meet the Parents)

Nappy Headed Hoes

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Baseball

Lima's Red Bumps

Canseco's Detectives

AlouPissesOnHisHands

Jay Marriotti is a EDIT

Rafael Viagroids

Basketball

Hardaway Hates Rudy

Football

Pacman Jones Posse

Jerry Jones' Surgeons

Crackwagon

Gettin' My Goose On

Nate Newton's Dealers

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Well I had to name my team after a Hall Of Famer so I went with "Gaylord By Name......" B)

here's some of my team names, some I think some are funny

BIG FAT a**

Disappointments

Liarliarpantsonfire

One-hit Wonders

Humanoids (soon to become Hemorrhoids if they don't get better)

Underdogs

Yak Attack

Pretty stupid huh?

There's even one called Little Puppies and I'm not even embarassed!

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here's some of my team names, some I think some are funny

BIG FAT a**

Disappointments

Liarliarpantsonfire

One-hit Wonders

Humanoids (soon to become Hemorrhoids if they don't get better)

Underdogs

Yak Attack

Pretty stupid huh?

There's even one called Little Puppies and I'm not even embarassed!

Yikes..I can't imagine being in a head to head league and getting beat one week by a team named the little puppies...how degrading!

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Yikes..I can't imagine being in a head to head league and getting beat one week by a team named the little puppies...how degrading!

Little Puppies are in a roto league, holding up 2nd place real well, and I love to embarass the other teams by beating them by a team called Little Puppies!

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i still don't think their is a funnier team name, real or fantasy, than the Utah Jazz

Though the Memphis Grizzlies and Macon Whoopees come close

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May be too Graphic for the kids -- but this team in my league owns Ryan Howard & jason Schmidt and his team name is ....

Howard you Like to Smell my Schmidt

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Haha, I have Howard and Schmidt too, I might have to give that team name a try in the future.

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ideally, you would add Ian Snell to the roster, so Smell could become Snell

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Thinking about changing my team name to:

Elijah Dukes: He's Just Not Into You, DAWG!

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Zulus.......'cuz whenever I win......Zulus!

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Also.....not baseball but.....

Being a long suffering Buffalo Bills fan, I call my FFB teams:

The Buffalo'fers

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The best new one i've seen so far is "The Hills have RBIs"

We all know the old steroid team names, how about some fresh ones?

No Honey Nut Ichiros or Pujols ones either, we all know them...

Plenty Of Suspence

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