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Carlos Correa 2019 Outlook

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4 minutes ago, CraftyRighty said:

Fracture came while he was get massaged 

 

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Cracked rib from a routine massage? Nah, he was gettin rocked til the wheels fell off, Bobby Kraft style. 

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I've heard about soft tissue before but is Correa's entire body "soft tissue paper"?

 

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7 hours ago, daethfromabove1979 said:

What a band-aid. Congrats if you sold high while he was healthy.

The back injury last year was the end of his season, I'm going to sell for anything when he gets back.

 

I don't think this the type of injury that will jeopardize the second half of his season once it heals. He dealt with injuries in 2017 but was consistently great when he was in the lineup. 

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On 6/1/2019 at 10:43 AM, kwelch said:

It’s such a weird injury. I guess we’ll have to take him at his word. He showed us he doesn’t have any bruise over the rib. 

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1 hour ago, y2jbones said:

It’s such a weird injury. I guess we’ll have to take him at his word. He showed us he doesn’t have any bruise over the rib. 

I can’t even watch that. It’s insane and ridiculous. 

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I don't doubt he was injured during a massage.  Massages can be pretty rough sometimes and well he is made of tissue paper.

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11 hours ago, y2jbones said:

It’s such a weird injury. I guess we’ll have to take him at his word. He showed us he doesn’t have any bruise over the rib. 

I was actually hoping he lied and was maybe doing something stupid and got hurt.  Nope, just doing what millions of Americans do daily and 100.1% of them come out unscathed.  This dude is number 1 on most injury prone player list in mlb now.  If he can’t get a simple massage without shattering rib cages are we really suppose to expect him to last 150+ baseball games?  What happens if a pitch hits him?  Will he die?  His life could be a stake.  This whole thing is a joke.  

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More embarrassing injury?  This or Marty Cordova back in the day burning his face falling asleep in a tanning bed?

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3 minutes ago, mjk356 said:

More embarrassing injury?  This or Marty Cordova back in the day burning his face falling asleep in a tanning bed?

Top 5 worst:

 

1. Carlos Correa getting a non happy ending and shattering ribs.

2. Gus Frerotte smashing head into pad after TD and realizing concrete is underneath and spraining neck.

3. Plaxico Burress shoots himself in leg in strict gun law state.

4. Joel Zumaya playing too much guitar hero and ruining arm.  

5. Bill Gramatica celebrating a FG and tearing his acl.

 

 

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No love for Barmes’s venison story?  Or Kendry(s?) Morales’s HR celebration?

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5 hours ago, mjk356 said:

Kaz Matsui's anal fissure has always been #1 for me.

 

also George Brett's hemorrhoids

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Kevin pillar 2015. Grade 1 strain to right oblique for sneezing too hard. Missed 10 days, joining Colby rasmus and ricky romero as other blue jays that spent time injured from a sneeze.

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6 hours ago, Cmilne23 said:

Top 5 worst:

 

1. Carlos Correa getting a non happy ending and shattering ribs.

2. Gus Frerotte smashing head into pad after TD and realizing concrete is underneath and spraining neck.

3. Plaxico Burress shoots himself in leg in strict gun law state.

4. Joel Zumaya playing too much guitar hero and ruining arm.  

5. Bill Gramatica celebrating a FG and tearing his acl.

 

 

6. Kendry Morales jumping on home plate ever the game winning GS and breaking his leg. 

7. UFC fighter Johnny Walker dislocates shoulder doing the worm after a getting a win. 

8. Adam Eaton stabbing himself in the stomach trying to open a DVD wrapper with a knife

....we can go on for days haha

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Looking healthy in his throwback NBA shorts.

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Too much man thigh for my taste.  Don’t need to see anymore juiced balls than I’ve already seen this year.  

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