Dr. Whom 3,014 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 What makes devante Parker better than both Lockett and evans combined? How can teams take out Evans and Lockett completely but cannot stop Parker even though he is their only receiver? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slimzy17 187 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, murraygd13 said: Ugh, just another crappy week. Seems like every week my guys have terrible matchups or just plain suck. Couldn't get 1 damn TD from Foles and Carr. Yeah, Carr basically ended my season. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ajs723 3,203 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 6 teams make the playoffs. I'm almost guaranteed to finish 7th. 4th straight year missing the playoffs. I suck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Rourke 240 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 My non-qb starters have three combined touchdowns...in the last three weeks. Yes, I'm on an 0-3 slide to miss the playoffs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FitzMagic 4,260 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 A guy in my league traded Godwin/D.Henry and received Carson/Ingram. 🤣 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
99-percent-sure 132 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 That Wilson airball over Hollister's head really did me in. I had both of them, and instead of being up about 10 now I'm losing going into tomorrow night with my opponent having the Rams defense and me having Cooper Kupp. Tough, tough season. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lamont Sanford 1,780 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) In recognition of some outstanding performances during this critical time of the fantasy season when playoff births are won and lost, I submit the following list of nicknames for those players whose performances were especially notable... Matty Bonejobs-The Iceman cometh, and he didn’t pull out. Mikey Bonejobs- Congrats on your 6th consecutive 1K. Never bench your season enders DK Bonejob- What exactly does DK stand for anyway? Donkey Kick, to the nuts of fantasy owners everywhere. JJ Bonejob- Me and Julio down by the school yard, boning owners on the crosswalk. Saquon Bonejob- My ADP reflects the vigor with which I shall bone thee. Amari Bonejob- Raiders, Cowboys... new city, same bonejob. Bonejob Wilson- MVB TY Bonejob- Next time you stay at a Hilton resort, use the promo code “BONEJOB” for early check out. Bonejob Jacobs- Joshua 6:1-27- “Thy walk hand in hand with he who hath boned thee.” Dak Bonejob- “Man who trust man named Dak, deserve bonejob.” Edited November 25, 2019 by Lamont Sanford 1 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hoppychokes 840 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Which definition are you using? https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bone job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Iron-cock 10,304 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I thought these were going to be for forum members. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SkinsChargersFan 3,422 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Lamont Sanford said: TY Bonejob- Next time you stay at a Hilton resort, use the promo code “BONEJOB” for early check out. LMAO. I lost it on this one. 😂😂😂 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryansm11 2,078 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Anyone else feel like they never know if everyone on their team is gonna drop 30 or 3? It drives me crazy. I’ve done well this year but the inconsistency week to week is so frustrating. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JCDaly 307 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Went to the Derek Carr well one too many times 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Rourke 240 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Dr. Whom said: What makes devante Parker better than both Lockett and evans combined? How can teams take out Evans and Lockett completely but cannot stop Parker even though he is their only receiver? Targets? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MKO3090 128 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Had to decide between Carr and Tannehill in my 2 QB league. I thought the Jets D was burnable and the Titans would run it all game given the Jags run D. 98% of experts agreed. And now my season is hanging by a thread. Brutal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryansm11 2,078 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Dr. Whom said: What makes devante Parker better than both Lockett and evans combined? How can teams take out Evans and Lockett completely but cannot stop Parker even though he is their only receiver? Bucs pivoted to Godwin when Evans was double. Seattle goes to the ground game and supporting cast. Dolphins have no one else. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ToeDragSwag 102 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I have to vent a bit about Saquan Barkley who was projected to put up almost 20 points in my league and he gave me 8 which was less then Sony Michel who had 8.5. Actually other than the pathetic performance from Matt Ryan who was suppose to have a great game Barkley was the lowest scoring player on my team. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
904kc 50 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 hours ago, 99-percent-sure said: That Wilson airball over Hollister's head really did me in. I had both of them, and instead of being up about 10 now I'm losing going into tomorrow night with my opponent having the Rams defense and me having Cooper Kupp. Tough, tough season. Not over yet. Rams defense might get 0. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NyjersInParis 568 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I needed .7 more points from Adams or coleman to take first place in my league and now I’m 5th and might miss the playoffs. I’m praying for stat edit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AAWWyeah 95 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I started Russell Wilson, Saquon, Jacobs, OBJ, Chark, Griffin, and Guice against Mayfield, Singletary, Royce Freeman, DJ Moore, Lockett, Waller, and Scarborough. I was projected to win fairly convincingly, so I thought it would be close. I didn’t think I’d be down by more than 20 with my opponent still having Greg the Leg still to play and me having nothing going into tomorrow! Holy Underperformances Batman! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maxcd99 229 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) In a 12 team dynasty PPR, my team with Lamar, Devonte Adams, OBJ, Kamara, Gurley, Kelce, Kittle, Derrick Henry, Austin Ekeler, David Johnson, and DK Metcalf will be missing playoffs (6 spots). I am 2nd in the league in points while also in 2nd for points scored against...this rarely happens since not having to play yourself as a good team makes the strength of schedule take a hit. Two weeks ago, I dropped the highest point total in my league's 5 year history during a week when I played the league's worst team, where pretty much an average performance would have secured me a win. I forgot to set my lineup one week during the entire season and I would have narrowly won that matchup by 2-5 points. That matchup will end up costing me a playoff spot. Yahoo projected my team to go 13-0 on draft day and when looking at weekly predictions I was only predicted to lose one matchup the entire season (by 1 point noless). If I had won this would have been a three-peat for me. I would likely have the #1 pick if I win my league's consolation bracket, but I traded it away for David Johnson in order to double down on my championship pursuits. Rough season for me, good thing it wasn't a money league. I will end the season at either 4-9 or 5-8. Edited November 25, 2019 by Maxcd99 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mmiller186 212 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Went against CMC. Godwin. Kittle. Robinson. OBJ ... forking hell... of all weeks! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hansen 112 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 My 3 WRs got me a total of 8 points yesterday. Thanks Amari Cooper, for your 1 whole target and 0 catches, you scored me less than Josh Gordon's 2 points. But wait, there's more! I have Cooks going tonight, so I'm not expecting anymore than his usual 2-3 points before getting hurt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lamont Sanford 1,780 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 11 hours ago, JCDaly said: Went to the Derek Carr well one too many times Yup, he deserves a nickname too...... Hey, I’ve got one......how about...... Bonejobs McGee. Carr reportedly lifted a page outta Hoodie’s book and put a saying on his locker that reads, “Do Your Bonejob”. Mission accomplished, Derek. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
papaphunk 53 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Took Jarvis Landry out of my Flex Spot last Minute (and his 32 points) for Cooper Kupp. Kupp better find that damn end zone tonight! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MSkibisky 776 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 So tired of defending Aaron Jones. His dud of a week may very well have just costed me a huge win against a terrible team. Now I need Justin Tucker to score 10.2 points to save the week. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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